pandamonium

my friend Josh tells me -

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair,
drinking beer and watching my girlfriend mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at
this, that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be
hung." I took a drink from my can of Coors Light, wiped the
cold foam from my lips,lifted my darkened Ray Bans and stared
directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied...
"I am, that's why she cuts the grass."