pandamonium

Frank Sinatra is not alone.

although i'm not sure if i like the remix version. but i was happy to see him in this compilation.

good prank call.

the funny has been scarce lately.

i solemnly swear that the link i'm about to present does not involve two hundred pop ups.

sometimes i wonder what people were thinking.

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.

"Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face...
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A guy and his girlfriend are fighting, she says "I'm breaking up with you."

"Why??" he asks.

She says "Because you are a pedophile".

He says "Pedophile?? That's an awfully big word for a 10 year old."

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle....
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i hate depressing shit.

back to the funny.

A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to...
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i think all of you know how much i enjoy posting funny journal entries.

this one is a black hole of comedy.

those of you with weak stomachs should not continue.

last week, i found out my 86 year-old grandmother has cancer in her bladder ... a tumor the size of a baseball. Since she suffers from other health problems, the physicians suggested that she...
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A boy was sitting in the park on one of the benches eating candy bar, after candy bar. A man across the way saw him and went up to the boy and said, "You know, eating all that candy isnt good for you, it will make you fat, rot your teeth, and when you are older it will make you break out" The boy said,...
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sometimes, i just can't help myself.

Ten Fucked Up Things to do at the Office:

10. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they don't, and then punch them in the face.

9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the sympathy remarks, tell them how you are just kidding and tell them that they are a bunch of queers.

8....
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things i foresee myself saying at the site of an accident:

I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.

The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I...
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