pandamonium

i apologize for the lack of response to all the comments i've gotten for the past several weeks. i assure you it's not because i'm trying to be mean. i get very little computer time, though right now i've been given some time to play.

i finally got to visit the aquarium here in Atlanta. it's a bit overrated in so far as the operation,...
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rabidus:

pokes bear with stick

Mar 8, 2006

toothpickmoe:

Culture is neat.

Mar 8, 2006

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sevenmag:

Are you finally ready to marry me?........PLEASE?

ok maybe not marriage, but will you at least wear the clown mask???

Mar 4, 2006

apotheosis:

Hey shaddap. That was my car you're talking about. What's another ding? Psssh.

Mar 7, 2006

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atomh8:

you should go stab a mime with it.

Feb 22, 2006

ring:

you'll put your eye out kid

Feb 26, 2006

it's probably not new, but it makes me laugh.

and my update has to be quick.

mime

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quasi_sean:

that made me wee in my boy panties.

Feb 17, 2006

atomh8:

I dislike mimes.

Feb 19, 2006

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nofi:

yeah. what thefreak said.

Feb 6, 2006

metro:

i'm torn!

that's really sad

i grew up without a television, so i never saw Sesame Street. i guess i'll never have a live Elmo experience

Feb 10, 2006

WHAT PORNOS WOULD HAVE US BELIEVE...

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in...
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atomh8:

yes, fucking like a porn star has gotten me in quite a bit of trouble in the past.

Jan 15, 2006

metatag:

And when you deliver pizza to the super hot woman, she pulls you into her bedroom 5 seconds after she opens the front door...

Actually, that rumour was spread by home delivery pizza companies, who had trouble employing people on piss poor wages.

That's why the turnover rate of pizza delivery guys is so high. Once the delivery guy work out that he is only working almost for nothing, he knows that he has been tricked and he leaves

Jan 15, 2006