VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
toothpickmoe:
Ha! Awesomesauce!
I'm getting better, thanks.
I'm getting better, thanks.
hot_rod:
yes i am!
and i am loved for it.
and i am loved for it.
holy shit.
i'm ENGAGED!!
i'm ENGAGED!!
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
pete:
Congratulations!!! 
so am I!
And welcome back!
so am I!
And welcome back!
toothpickmoe:
Holy shit!
Congratulations!
Soon you'll be a boring old married person like me.
Congratulations!
Soon you'll be a boring old married person like me.
I think I've already posted this, but it's still funny.
WHAT PORNOS WOULD HAVE US BELIEVE...
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with...
Read More
WHAT PORNOS WOULD HAVE US BELIEVE...
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with...
Read More
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
toothpickmoe:
All of it, totally true.
thefreak:
As for #8, I personally try to time it as such. Makes it more enjoyable.
As for #20, what's wrong w/a little spanking, ya fuckin' prude?
-TM
As for #20, what's wrong w/a little spanking, ya fuckin' prude?
-TM
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
nacho1:
this picture is freaking awesome!!
okay, last day.
if you want to keep in touch, email me at mirambo42@hotmail.com.
it's been lots of fun and i'll miss the friends i've made on here.
if you want to keep in touch, email me at mirambo42@hotmail.com.
it's been lots of fun and i'll miss the friends i've made on here.
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
toothpickmoe:
Yaay!
Yaay!
thefreak:
I hear from ya, and I find out you're leavin'. 
I'll get a hold of ya. Take care.
-TM
I'll get a hold of ya. Take care.
-TM
well, ladies and gents, it's time for me to say goodbye.
my account is due on the 25th of this month and i will not be renewing. i've met some wonderful people on the site and have some great memories.
thank you all so much for being there for my rants and laughing at my funnies.
feel free to steal any of my funny pics.
my account is due on the 25th of this month and i will not be renewing. i've met some wonderful people on the site and have some great memories.
thank you all so much for being there for my rants and laughing at my funnies.
feel free to steal any of my funny pics.
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
slayerboy:
OH SURE....
I decide to come back and you decide to leave! I see how it is! j/k
Have fun in whatever you do! Please try not to scare the children, and don't eat too many bamboo shoots.
I decide to come back and you decide to leave! I see how it is! j/k
Have fun in whatever you do! Please try not to scare the children, and don't eat too many bamboo shoots.
societyspliers:
Sorry to see you go. Every time I tell my Panda joke I'll think of you.
i fucking hate the irs.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
bunkdose:
/\ more like loves your wallet. they are not on your case, are they?
happy easter?
happy easter?
metatag:
Come to England, then they won't be able to get you!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole?
a few stories of people who did...
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I Turned around and walked back out and...
Read More
a few stories of people who did...
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I Turned around and walked back out and...
Read More
VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
thefreak:
Ahhh, people are so silly. 
-TM
-TM
apotheosis:
How ya been Panda?
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
yoke:
hey dude!
how the f are you?
thanks for the bday wishes,
you are one rad lady,
take it easy
how the f are you?
thanks for the bday wishes,
you are one rad lady,
take it easy
yuriel:
uh i dont know
ill tell you when i finally get a real girlfriend?
ill tell you when i finally get a real girlfriend?
VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
allyn:
Well, it sounds like you've got a happy life right now!
atomh8:
yes, fuck her in the blow hole.
So how ya been?
Something about Pooh has always bothered me. I think it's the voice they use in the animations.