Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

pananarama

Mansfield (Great Woods? Tweeter Center?)

Member Since 2003

Followers 14 Following 34

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Wednesday Aug 17, 2005

Aug 17, 2005
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
I'm getting a car-----cha!

I'm Getting a car------cha!

I'm getting a car----cha!

Do Be Doobey Doot Doot,

CAR---cha!

Yes after a few years of not really dating and working only one job due to a failed relationship with a Toyota, I'm back!
As you can plainly see, I'm a fine motherfucker that gets all the ladies, but "Where can I meet you and please give me time to get there if it's a long walk." isn't the greatest pick up line to start off with. It's the only reason I hgaven't really been looking.
A car, hmmm, what does this mean:

Car+Job=free time

job=money

and, job+job=-free time

so, job+job=(money+money)-free time

free time=-money

so, job+job=(money+money)-(-money)

restated, job+job=money+money+money

and since we all know that, girls=money-(money+money)

or, girls=-money

when girls are figured in then, job+job=money+money+money-(money+money)

restated, job+job=girl+money

So simply stated, I can date and have some money to save for that big wedding I always wanted, and eventhough I can't wear white, I think things will still be just fine.
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
roxymoron:
wink Thought you would like that!
Aug 17, 2005
brds8myface:
too much math...stop it save it for the kids.
You must now drive to my rescue, I was shopping for mothballs today. Thinking too of just letting my natural curls take over, figured it would complete the look of the role I am destined to play. eeek
Yes, ASL has been good to me, the teacher was a cow, but it is amazing how much I have picked up and how fun and almost natural it seems. I enjoy too the history behind it. I am huge history nerd, guess that adds to the above mentioned future.
I will have one play day this weekend and I plan to exploit the hell out of it. The relief lies in the fact that in exactly one week I will be a free monkey for a whole month..but then, I have to start my honors program in social work and an internship at the DA's office..tired Tia surely to be the result. What then is on tap for you this weekend???
Aug 18, 2005

More Blogs

  • 09.21.08
    4

    Sunday Sep 21, 2008

    Holy crap, another dry run of time with no updates, I know you've bee…
  • 03.14.07
    2

    Wednesday Mar 14, 2007

    Wow holy crap it's been a while lets see how about a Bullet Point Upd…
  • 09.13.06
    1

    Wednesday Sep 13, 2006

    Yep, no longer engaged. Kinda sucks, she was hot, so if anyone wants …
  • 06.10.06
    0

    Saturday Jun 10, 2006

    Harrooo, Friends, Romans, Countrymen, what's up fools? What's up w…
  • 02.10.06
    5

    Friday Feb 10, 2006

    Again with the bullet points, Oy Vay, the art of writing is schmaltz!…
  • 12.15.05
    1

    Thursday Dec 15, 2005

    I'm sorry it's been so long, I've been back for a while, got a ton of…
  • 09.22.05
    9

    Thursday Sep 22, 2005

    I just got deployed by the Red Cross, leaving Saturday morn. I gotta …
  • 09.12.05
    7

    Monday Sep 12, 2005

    Ok two more weeks then I'm headin south, I have to take three trainin…
  • 08.31.05
    2

    Wednesday Aug 31, 2005

    Long ass work in progree, there are esome parts in the middle I'm sti…
  • 08.28.05
    2

    Sunday Aug 28, 2005

    Ok so who wants to give me a lap dance..... ....c'mon I'm bored...…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
8
months
5
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,589 SuicideGirls
  • 1,128,455 followers
  • 14,900,558 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,339,352 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo