pananarama

I have never been so hurt and ashamed, today I got harassed by some "Suicide Girls", I think they're some kid of gang. They got my number from an "Internet"? They would not leave me alone, I pleaded and begged, but the harrangue persisted. All sorts of innapropriate questions about my past and current relationships. They even threatened me by saying that they were going to make my boots into some sort of cake, then kill my penis. I was so shocked and dismayed but they crossed the line when they started talking about me having sex with my cat and my mother, I, I, I cried. Who does a guy turn to when he is being harassed by all sorts of vile, rude and sexy ladies, there should be some kind of policing body, a group perhaps of people that could protect us and punish these sorts of miscreants via the use of fines, force or perhaps even imprisonment. 'Till such a body exists I suppose I'll just have to wait for them to call back...



Now about ME! It's the weekend, heading to the beach. Going drinking with some friends tonight. Totally impressed my friend Erin with the fact that Hal Sparks is on SG, i kinda creamed too. Other than that just the usual, paying the bills, working up a savings, masterbating to goat porn while crying, you know the ususal.