One of my favorite rants ever:
Yes, well - thats just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You whining hypocritical toadies with your colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding secret masonic handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards? Well I wouldn't become a freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me!
-from monty python's flying circus' "Architect' Sketch"
Yes, well - thats just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You whining hypocritical toadies with your colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding secret masonic handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards? Well I wouldn't become a freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me!
-from monty python's flying circus' "Architect' Sketch"