ontothenext

I'm already done

any good finds?

Absolutely nothing. My family doesn't celebrate Christmas so while everyone's running around enjoying that time of the year, I'll be having a normal December winter break .

I can't wait till I have my own family and then I'll celebrate this time of year

I'm probably going to have my parents and brother over for dinner. We were debating whether or not to have it at my brother's place, but he doesn't really want to (plus he can't cook). I was hoping for a break since I've had it at my place the last few years, but I do like the fact that when the evening is over, I can just kick everyone out and go right to bed instead of having to take a half hour or so drive.

DO NOT listen to Coyotemike, this guy will probably like that.

That's a little crazy.
I don't even know. I'm sure the Jack Black way won't work though... stalk a stalker to creep him out. Next thing you know he's your best friend. (See Tenacious D - short lived TV series for reference).
Gross, stop, or other such minimal comments should suffice along with ignoring him after a couple disgusted looks...yup.

Mine's been broken for years.

Just say that you have Tourette's and let it fly!

You smell like Pepe Le Pew

I'm lonely all the time too.
Cool people sometimes are just... too cool perhaps?

If anyone did hear, they're probably glad they didn't get stuck with your partner-- that's some nervy shit, and it just reflects on her/him

Public speaking is always rough-- breathing deep and long before you start sometimes helps to pace yourself.

I feel you, i've been made fun of my whole life because i talk so fast. So i'd say the solution is kick them in the taint, works every time. Plus it works on men and women alike although with women you need better aim. If bitch is a whore you could lose a shoe! If you lose one shoe you might as well throw the other one away, unless you know a place that sells one shoe. On second thought there might be a place like that near a place that sells prosthetics, anyway i'm rambling. Have a Nice Weekend.

Why is it a bad idea to eat a clown?

I just finished studying for a midterm tomorrow and there were many many many unwelcome distractions. it's sleepy time now. good luck finishing your work!

by dancing burlesquely, of course!

Talk to Bettina or Jules - they have a travelling burlesque show.

I know how you feel, I shat myself the minute I heard. It's a six month exhibit so I'll be there as many times as I can lol.

Lovely!