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DO NOT listen to Coyotemike, this guy will probably like that.

That's a little crazy.
I don't even know. I'm sure the Jack Black way won't work though... stalk a stalker to creep him out. Next thing you know he's your best friend. (See Tenacious D - short lived TV series for reference).
Gross, stop, or other such minimal comments should suffice along with ignoring him after a couple disgusted looks...yup.

Mine's been broken for years.

Just say that you have Tourette's and let it fly!

You smell like Pepe Le Pew

I'm lonely all the time too.
Cool people sometimes are just... too cool perhaps?

If anyone did hear, they're probably glad they didn't get stuck with your partner-- that's some nervy shit, and it just reflects on her/him

Public speaking is always rough-- breathing deep and long before you start sometimes helps to pace yourself.

I feel you, i've been made fun of my whole life because i talk so fast. So i'd say the solution is kick them in the taint, works every time. Plus it works on men and women alike although with women you need better aim. If bitch is a whore you could lose a shoe! If you lose one shoe you might as well throw the other one away, unless you know a place that sells one shoe. On second thought there might be a place like that near a place that sells prosthetics, anyway i'm rambling. Have a Nice Weekend.

Why is it a bad idea to eat a clown?

I just finished studying for a midterm tomorrow and there were many many many unwelcome distractions. it's sleepy time now. good luck finishing your work!

by dancing burlesquely, of course!

Talk to Bettina or Jules - they have a travelling burlesque show.

I know how you feel, I shat myself the minute I heard. It's a six month exhibit so I'll be there as many times as I can lol.

Lovely!

It's not always the jeans fitting that's the problem. In my case, my jeans seem to be slightly too big, but the gut seems to keep pace no matter what. Lose waist, but have a proportionate gut that never leaves. Damn gut! But whatever, I'm just blah blah blahing... hehe
Fuck the jeans anyway! Screw the jeans, you never needed em. There will always be jeans that love you and you love them no matter what.
I say forget Biggest Loser and be Amazingest Person?!
Somehow my name for the show sounds kinda lame, but the point is very vivid!

I don't think you should worry about it, you are a very beautiful person. I can tell from your picturezs you're not too big, and your ass is probably really nice looking. Anyway, if you do choose to do something like biggest loser, best opf luck to you, but I still don't think you need to.

Asshole professor, he isn't worthy of being the cockroach crushed under your boot!

Feel better?

That prof can go to hell, oh and is it a beret? You should post a pic of you sporting said hat, and maybe nothing else?

I'm sorry. My heart goes out to you <3. The only pets I've ever had were 3 goldfish, all of which were, in turn, killed by my mother via overfeeding or while cleaning the tank. It would have been more humane for them to have been put down.

I am sorry, I recently lost my Chihuahua of 12 years and it sucks super hard but you'll get through it, Your a tough chick.

Going along with Cosmo's idea of earlier times, I always like the pin ups that were like women in the WWII era working while the men were gone type of thing.

^^^ seconded.