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Good Morning Folks,

Today I'm introducing another semi-regular feature here at the "Sephiroth Show" that I hope you will all enjoy the "OneTrueBookReview" but frst aword from our new sponsor...

(Fade in. On screen we see two young hipsters, one male, one female. They're looking at somthing in front of them, the hip young male is totally captivated, the hip young female, is not..)

Hip...
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Kill Me Sarah,
Kill Me Again,
With Love....
It's gonna be a glorius day - from "Lucky" by Radiohead

Goodnight all

"What is this new devilry?"
"It is a hangover, it is a demon of the drinking world."

Ok, so I've been away for a while but where I've been is none of youre goddamn business so if you're wondering well then you can you can FUCK OFF!!! UP YOURS!!!LIKE I SAID IT'S NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS!!!TEE HEE!!!

Now then, on to the subject of the day, or night as the case may be. My new feature, which I hope to make...
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"One day you'll look back, and you'll see
Where you were held, now by this love.
While you could stand there,
You could move on this moment
Follow this feeling." U2 - Mysterious Ways

This week, here in Roswell, is the anniversary of what is known as "The Roswell Incident". I'm sure most of you know the story, but for those of you who may not, here's the story...

During the first week in July 1947, a strange object crashed to Earth near the small town of Roswell, NM. The first person who found the wreckage, reported the it...
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Ah, tonight is a beautiful Southeastern New Mexico night, the temp is a balmy 78 degrees, the smell of blooming honeysuckle, and roses fill my nose from my garden (intresting fact #1 about me - I like to garden), and in the clear night sky the stars seem to stretch forever into the infinite void... So it's time to play the my newest game show...
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Alright y'all, here's a bit more twisted shit

THE REAL STORY BEHIND SANTA CLAUS:
Daddy: "Good night sweetheart."
Little Girl: "Good night Daddy..."
D: "Whats wrong honey?"
LG: "Tommy's big brother says Santa isn't real."
D: "Well don't you believe a word Tommy's brother says, because he's a bastard, and you know what a bastard is?"
LG: "No."
D: "It means that no one knows...
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I was going to put up something rude and obnoxious this morning, cause I hate the morning, but instead I was thoroughly calmed by this web site here:

realvast.com

The site is beautiful, and it's beautifully constructed (even though I have seen how they've done the thing with the pictures, it still blows my mind, and the VASTbot... not exactly sure what I think about...
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Let's see... umm, well I guess... penis everybody!

Now then how about some random words, that may or may not be so random:
Sanitize, fracture, crank, vast, elk, tie, queer, frank, school, zip, pupil, Borneo, nickle, nipple, navel, nasal, and... nine.

No that's not right, how about, Big Penis with sugar and a cherry on top?

What, you don't like that either well then, try...
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