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We are the Republicans, lower your standards and surrender your freedoms. We will add your biological and moral distinctiveness to our own. Your sub-culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
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"The Bush Administration... it's Fascism."



"Hooray Fascism!!!"
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"he's totally the alligator-boy."

"so which circus freak does that make me?"

"well let me think about that for a minute...you remind me of, let's see...uhh a two headed goat."

"dude that's fucked up."

"well am I wrong about that?"

"no, well if he's the alligator-boy, and I'm the two headed goat, which circus..."

"I'm the geek that bites the heads of of live chickens."
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"excuse me sir, I just think you should know that just because they come in cool-cool ranch, and spicy nacho cheese... paint chips are not for human consumption."
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"oh, that's interesting information... umm,I'm just going to hit you with a stick now"
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I'm in lust, I'm drunk, and I don't particulary cre so go fuck yourself.
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Today's quote of the day...

"Dag you that supper wuz off da hook."
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psst... psst... mom, hey mom are you there it's me Odeipus...
user8935778:
hah hah.
i just got home from your neck of the woods.
if your personal photos are from carlsbad, ive got some of those too.
roswell smelled like cow shit while we were there.. but not as bad as artesia.
i did enjoy the lamps that looked like aliens, though.
happy new year or something.
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Two things from last nights election.

1. I'm super glad that every state voting on banning gay marriage passed their ballot measures, there's nothing like proving to the rest of the world that we are the ignorant, intolerant, pig headed puritans they think we are.

Land of liberty my ass, we may be totally polarized on who we want running this country, abortion issues, war,...
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