ok folks, im going to give you a tiny glimpse into my boring little life...
things you may or may not know about me, the onetruesephiroth...
i have a fish... a betta, his name is max
i like to garden
i smoke, heavily, marlboro reds (love dem cowboy killas')
i go to school, my classes are... theater, music reading, and graphic design.
i love star wars
im currently playing final fantasy vii for the 17th (or something like that) time.
i was working on a story, but i have given up on it
and finally... (because these two willl lead into my funny for the day)
i believe in "god" (if you must give it a name), but not the "god" of the bible or any organized religion
and the wisdom of the great bill hicks so heres some fo' yo' ass... (and a fuck you to all you fundamentalists that i dislike so much)
"Did you all know... you want to hear something... this is facinating to me, this is absolutly facinating. Fundamentalist Christians believe the world is 12,000 years old... is that... let's just think about that... ok now... isn't that great? And I ask them, how do you think that, why do you think the world is 12,000 years old? They go... 'Well, we added up all the people born from Adam and Eve, added up their ages... roughly 12,000 years.' Well how scientific, boom, I can't argue with that kind of research... You think the world is 12,000 years old? 'That's right.' Ok can I ask you a question? 'Sure' It's a one word question... 'Fine...' Dinosaur...? I mean if the world is 12,000 years old, and the Bible covers it... why didn't some one bring up fucking Dinosaurs? You think someone would have brought that up... somewhere in the goddamn book.
(and now for my favorite part)
"And Jesus and the Desciples walked down the path toword Nazareth, but oh the trail ws blocked by a giant Brontosaurus, with a splintere in his paw... and the Desciples did a run a screaming 'What a big fucking lizard Lord!', 'I'm sure going to mention this in my book' said Luke.. 'Well I'm sure going to mention it in my book' said Matthew... 'I'm not sure what I saw.' said Thomas... Timothy nudged him 'It was a big fucking lizard Thomas.' But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the Brontosaurus' paw, and the Brontosaurus became his friend... And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a Loch oh so many years... Attracting fat American families with their fat fucking dollars to look for the Loch Ness Monster... And oh the Scots did praise the Lord... 'Thank you Lord, Thank You Lord...' - Bill Hicks
Theres more but thats the best of it, so to all you fundamentalists, theres a good question to your 12,000 year theory... Dinosaurs.
things you may or may not know about me, the onetruesephiroth...
i have a fish... a betta, his name is max
i like to garden
i smoke, heavily, marlboro reds (love dem cowboy killas')
i go to school, my classes are... theater, music reading, and graphic design.
i love star wars
im currently playing final fantasy vii for the 17th (or something like that) time.
i was working on a story, but i have given up on it
and finally... (because these two willl lead into my funny for the day)
i believe in "god" (if you must give it a name), but not the "god" of the bible or any organized religion
and the wisdom of the great bill hicks so heres some fo' yo' ass... (and a fuck you to all you fundamentalists that i dislike so much)
"Did you all know... you want to hear something... this is facinating to me, this is absolutly facinating. Fundamentalist Christians believe the world is 12,000 years old... is that... let's just think about that... ok now... isn't that great? And I ask them, how do you think that, why do you think the world is 12,000 years old? They go... 'Well, we added up all the people born from Adam and Eve, added up their ages... roughly 12,000 years.' Well how scientific, boom, I can't argue with that kind of research... You think the world is 12,000 years old? 'That's right.' Ok can I ask you a question? 'Sure' It's a one word question... 'Fine...' Dinosaur...? I mean if the world is 12,000 years old, and the Bible covers it... why didn't some one bring up fucking Dinosaurs? You think someone would have brought that up... somewhere in the goddamn book.
(and now for my favorite part)
"And Jesus and the Desciples walked down the path toword Nazareth, but oh the trail ws blocked by a giant Brontosaurus, with a splintere in his paw... and the Desciples did a run a screaming 'What a big fucking lizard Lord!', 'I'm sure going to mention this in my book' said Luke.. 'Well I'm sure going to mention it in my book' said Matthew... 'I'm not sure what I saw.' said Thomas... Timothy nudged him 'It was a big fucking lizard Thomas.' But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the Brontosaurus' paw, and the Brontosaurus became his friend... And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a Loch oh so many years... Attracting fat American families with their fat fucking dollars to look for the Loch Ness Monster... And oh the Scots did praise the Lord... 'Thank you Lord, Thank You Lord...' - Bill Hicks
Theres more but thats the best of it, so to all you fundamentalists, theres a good question to your 12,000 year theory... Dinosaurs.
And as for dinosaurs and fundamentalists, try this link... http://objective.jesussave.us/dinosaurs.html
h.s.