Let's see... umm, well I guess... penis everybody!
Now then how about some random words, that may or may not be so random:
Sanitize, fracture, crank, vast, elk, tie, queer, frank, school, zip, pupil, Borneo, nickle, nipple, navel, nasal, and... nine.
No that's not right, how about, Big Penis with sugar and a cherry on top?
What, you don't like that either well then, try this on for size... Giant, Purple Veined, Throbbing, Beast Cock, up your ass. Ah yes, I knew you'd like that.
Two Dudes Part I:
#2; "Dude"
#1: "What"
#2: "Earlier today, I was out walking the dog right."
#1: "Okay, and?"
#2 "Well, I met this dude who had no shoes right, and his feet were all fucked up and crusty and shit, cause it looked like he had been barefoot for months."
#1 "So what did you do?"
#2: "Dude, it turns out that we had the same shoe size, so, since I felt so bad i gave him my shoes."
#1: "Dude that was pretty cool of you."
#2: "No big deal man."
#1: "But now you didn't have any shoes dude, so what did you do?"
#2: "Ah, this only happened a couple of blocks from the house, so I came back and grabbed another pair."
(dramatic pause #1)
#1: "I thought this story was supposed to be funny dude."
#2: "Don't worry dude, he's gett... urr, umm... I mean I'm getting there."
#1: "So then get there motherfucker."
#2: "All right, so then I get to the park and I'm walking around with the dog right, and I come upon this guy..."
#1: "That's gross dude..."
#2: "Shut up, you know what I mean!"
#1 "I know, I just felt we needed a bad joke, to maybe get a cheap laugh."
#2: "That's cool then, so anyway this guy right, he has no feet, so I stand there for like a minute or so, just kind of staring at him, trying to figure out what to do."
#1: "And...?"
(dramatic pause #2)
#2: "Well, I threw him my shoes."
#1: "Dude that's so fucked up."
End.
Well then enjoy your day and...
"More Snickers! More Coke!"
Now then how about some random words, that may or may not be so random:
Sanitize, fracture, crank, vast, elk, tie, queer, frank, school, zip, pupil, Borneo, nickle, nipple, navel, nasal, and... nine.
No that's not right, how about, Big Penis with sugar and a cherry on top?
What, you don't like that either well then, try this on for size... Giant, Purple Veined, Throbbing, Beast Cock, up your ass. Ah yes, I knew you'd like that.
Two Dudes Part I:
#2; "Dude"
#1: "What"
#2: "Earlier today, I was out walking the dog right."
#1: "Okay, and?"
#2 "Well, I met this dude who had no shoes right, and his feet were all fucked up and crusty and shit, cause it looked like he had been barefoot for months."
#1 "So what did you do?"
#2: "Dude, it turns out that we had the same shoe size, so, since I felt so bad i gave him my shoes."
#1: "Dude that was pretty cool of you."
#2: "No big deal man."
#1: "But now you didn't have any shoes dude, so what did you do?"
#2: "Ah, this only happened a couple of blocks from the house, so I came back and grabbed another pair."
(dramatic pause #1)
#1: "I thought this story was supposed to be funny dude."
#2: "Don't worry dude, he's gett... urr, umm... I mean I'm getting there."
#1: "So then get there motherfucker."
#2: "All right, so then I get to the park and I'm walking around with the dog right, and I come upon this guy..."
#1: "That's gross dude..."
#2: "Shut up, you know what I mean!"
#1 "I know, I just felt we needed a bad joke, to maybe get a cheap laugh."
#2: "That's cool then, so anyway this guy right, he has no feet, so I stand there for like a minute or so, just kind of staring at him, trying to figure out what to do."
#1: "And...?"
(dramatic pause #2)
#2: "Well, I threw him my shoes."
#1: "Dude that's so fucked up."
End.
Well then enjoy your day and...
"More Snickers! More Coke!"
debrajean:
wtf hahah