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Carlsbad, CA

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Wednesday Jun 25, 2003

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Let's see... umm, well I guess... penis everybody!

Now then how about some random words, that may or may not be so random:
Sanitize, fracture, crank, vast, elk, tie, queer, frank, school, zip, pupil, Borneo, nickle, nipple, navel, nasal, and... nine.

No that's not right, how about, Big Penis with sugar and a cherry on top?

What, you don't like that either well then, try this on for size... Giant, Purple Veined, Throbbing, Beast Cock, up your ass. Ah yes, I knew you'd like that.

Two Dudes Part I:
#2; "Dude"
#1: "What"
#2: "Earlier today, I was out walking the dog right."
#1: "Okay, and?"
#2 "Well, I met this dude who had no shoes right, and his feet were all fucked up and crusty and shit, cause it looked like he had been barefoot for months."
#1 "So what did you do?"
#2: "Dude, it turns out that we had the same shoe size, so, since I felt so bad i gave him my shoes."
#1: "Dude that was pretty cool of you."
#2: "No big deal man."
#1: "But now you didn't have any shoes dude, so what did you do?"
#2: "Ah, this only happened a couple of blocks from the house, so I came back and grabbed another pair."
(dramatic pause #1)
#1: "I thought this story was supposed to be funny dude."
#2: "Don't worry dude, he's gett... urr, umm... I mean I'm getting there."
#1: "So then get there motherfucker."
#2: "All right, so then I get to the park and I'm walking around with the dog right, and I come upon this guy..."
#1: "That's gross dude..."
#2: "Shut up, you know what I mean!"
#1 "I know, I just felt we needed a bad joke, to maybe get a cheap laugh."
#2: "That's cool then, so anyway this guy right, he has no feet, so I stand there for like a minute or so, just kind of staring at him, trying to figure out what to do."
#1: "And...?"
(dramatic pause #2)
#2: "Well, I threw him my shoes."
#1: "Dude that's so fucked up."
End.

Well then enjoy your day and...
"More Snickers! More Coke!"
debrajean:
wtf hahah
Jun 25, 2003

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