Ok, so I've been away for a while but where I've been is none of youre goddamn business so if you're wondering well then you can you can FUCK OFF!!! UP YOURS!!!LIKE I SAID IT'S NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS!!!TEE HEE!!! 
Now then, on to the subject of the day, or night as the case may be. My new feature, which I hope to make...
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Now then, on to the subject of the day, or night as the case may be. My new feature, which I hope to make...
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"One day you'll look back, and you'll see
Where you were held, now by this love.
While you could stand there,
You could move on this moment
Follow this feeling." U2 - Mysterious Ways
Where you were held, now by this love.
While you could stand there,
You could move on this moment
Follow this feeling." U2 - Mysterious Ways
This week, here in Roswell, is the anniversary of what is known as "The Roswell Incident". I'm sure most of you know the story, but for those of you who may not, here's the story...
During the first week in July 1947, a strange object crashed to Earth near the small town of Roswell, NM. The first person who found the wreckage, reported the it...
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During the first week in July 1947, a strange object crashed to Earth near the small town of Roswell, NM. The first person who found the wreckage, reported the it...
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Ah, tonight is a beautiful Southeastern New Mexico night, the temp is a balmy 78 degrees, the smell of blooming honeysuckle, and roses fill my nose from my garden (intresting fact #1 about me - I like to garden), and in the clear night sky the stars seem to stretch forever into the infinite void... So it's time to play the my newest game show...
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Alright y'all, here's a bit more twisted shit
THE REAL STORY BEHIND SANTA CLAUS:
Daddy: "Good night sweetheart."
Little Girl: "Good night Daddy..."
D: "Whats wrong honey?"
LG: "Tommy's big brother says Santa isn't real."
D: "Well don't you believe a word Tommy's brother says, because he's a bastard, and you know what a bastard is?"
LG: "No."
D: "It means that no one knows...
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THE REAL STORY BEHIND SANTA CLAUS:
Daddy: "Good night sweetheart."
Little Girl: "Good night Daddy..."
D: "Whats wrong honey?"
LG: "Tommy's big brother says Santa isn't real."
D: "Well don't you believe a word Tommy's brother says, because he's a bastard, and you know what a bastard is?"
LG: "No."
D: "It means that no one knows...
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I was going to put up something rude and obnoxious this morning, cause I hate the morning, but instead I was thoroughly calmed by this web site here:
realvast.com
The site is beautiful, and it's beautifully constructed (even though I have seen how they've done the thing with the pictures, it still blows my mind, and the VASTbot... not exactly sure what I think about...
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realvast.com
The site is beautiful, and it's beautifully constructed (even though I have seen how they've done the thing with the pictures, it still blows my mind, and the VASTbot... not exactly sure what I think about...
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Let's see... umm, well I guess... penis everybody!
Now then how about some random words, that may or may not be so random:
Sanitize, fracture, crank, vast, elk, tie, queer, frank, school, zip, pupil, Borneo, nickle, nipple, navel, nasal, and... nine.
No that's not right, how about, Big Penis with sugar and a cherry on top?
What, you don't like that either well then, try...
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Now then how about some random words, that may or may not be so random:
Sanitize, fracture, crank, vast, elk, tie, queer, frank, school, zip, pupil, Borneo, nickle, nipple, navel, nasal, and... nine.
No that's not right, how about, Big Penis with sugar and a cherry on top?
What, you don't like that either well then, try...
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debrajean:
wtf hahah
Well, Well, Well,
If those few of you who I actually conversed with noticed, or gave a slimy rat's pecker, (and let's be honest, you don't) I've been even more quiet than I usually am. Why, you ask? (I know you're not, but just fucking play along, okay.)
Here's the deal... Went on vacation to my home town in California for almost two months, and...
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If those few of you who I actually conversed with noticed, or gave a slimy rat's pecker, (and let's be honest, you don't) I've been even more quiet than I usually am. Why, you ask? (I know you're not, but just fucking play along, okay.)
Here's the deal... Went on vacation to my home town in California for almost two months, and...
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So yesterday was Easter, which is supposed to be, as many of you know, a day for celebrating, for us believers, the resurrection of Jesus Christ. But how is it celebrated in this and many other countries? By telling our children that a giant mystical bunny, left colored eggs, and choclate candies while they slept.
Now I understand that there are many who don't believe...
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Now I understand that there are many who don't believe...
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rickroyal:
The one lie is comforting in its commercialism, the other is unsettling in its implications. Also, children are less apt to find a cute bunny scary than they are a nearly naked, bleeding man hanging from a cross.
beaky:
happy bday guy!!
"Neighbors!" I cried "Friends!" I screamed
I banged my fists upon the bar
"I bear no grudge against you!"
And my dick was long and hard
from O'Malley's Bar by Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds
I banged my fists upon the bar
"I bear no grudge against you!"
And my dick was long and hard
from O'Malley's Bar by Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds
I'm tired, I didn't sleep at all last night, so I'm gonna post the Star Wars trivia later. Any way I just picked up the new Nick Cave album and.... holy shit what an album. It is truly one of the best albums I have heard in a while.
On another subject I rented The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones, I decided to...
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On another subject I rented The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones, I decided to...
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lotus:
I felt bad for this entry, it has no comments. So here you go little entry "comment" *grin* .
scattershot:
wow thats really cool and really true ... although the one time when I was on shroomz things didn't turn out that rosey. I wish I could have an experience like that though. Its what Im looking for in life.
thank you Bill Hicks for showing me the way. heroic doses.
thank you Bill Hicks for showing me the way. heroic doses.
Welcome back one and all we're countin' down the final 50 questions (today and tomorrow) todays "quiz" deals w/ scenes on the Death Star. (some of this stuff is obscure). The trivis deals with the movie "Star Wars" only and it's book adaptation, and reference guides. (I tried to stay away from any questions that were "answered" in the EU)
P.S. I will start posting...
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dr_toxic:
1.8
2. dentuinne (sounds like dentyne the gum... not sure how to spell it)
3. "a thousand voices cried out all at once"
4. tear peoples arms out of their sockets.
5. Let the wookie win.
6. ancient weapons and hokey religions
7. tricks and nonsense
8. 5
9. luck
10. star destroyers
11. 1138?
12. ...the fool, or the fool that followed him (assuming either of them are hims)
13. 2
14. 2
15. an old fossil
16. a-detention level b-? c-?
17. well more than you can imagine
18. lock the doors, and hope they don't have blasters.
19. prisoner cell block
20. Boring converstaion anyway, LUKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY!
21. short
22. gonna kill her, or begin to like her.
23. because princess leia already tried that and they're magnetically sealed!
24. 3263827
25. "ME"
TK-421
note: i didn't cheat and it's really late..> i couldn't think of some of the answers so I guessed.... It's also been a couple of months since I've seen this one.
2. dentuinne (sounds like dentyne the gum... not sure how to spell it)
3. "a thousand voices cried out all at once"
4. tear peoples arms out of their sockets.
5. Let the wookie win.
6. ancient weapons and hokey religions
7. tricks and nonsense
8. 5
9. luck
10. star destroyers
11. 1138?
12. ...the fool, or the fool that followed him (assuming either of them are hims)
13. 2
14. 2
15. an old fossil
16. a-detention level b-? c-?
17. well more than you can imagine
18. lock the doors, and hope they don't have blasters.
19. prisoner cell block
20. Boring converstaion anyway, LUKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY!
21. short
22. gonna kill her, or begin to like her.
23. because princess leia already tried that and they're magnetically sealed!
24. 3263827
25. "ME"
TK-421
note: i didn't cheat and it's really late..> i couldn't think of some of the answers so I guessed.... It's also been a couple of months since I've seen this one.