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Spent the last few days dealing with a dead car battery, but that's all fixed now. All that's let to do this weekend is recovering from having to single-handedly push my car up an inclined parking lot. (In short, my body really hates me today).

With that said, I've decided that these past 6 days will make up my entire break from filmmaking, and I'll...
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hex:
agreed, this weekend was not fun for me either! 
oneimill:
It's just who I am @wizard0. Hopefully this week will be better for both of us @hex
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So, today is Day 2 of my "break" from filmmaking, and, despite swearing I'm taking time off, I spent my entire morning working on my long-term building project: my camera dolly. Built the first version in 2012 (no photo exists, only this shitty sketch):

Built a working version in 2013 for my film "Inheritance"

And now I've greatly improved it; I can get shots from
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Don't worry, I don't mean from here. I have problems vanishing from this site as it is, so I'm still trying to work on that.

The break I'm talking about is from film production stuff. Although I know what film I'm working on next, all of the preproduction work for "Retirement" took up the better part of a year, and I think I'd like to...
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oneimill:
I just sent an outline to my co-writer @1akbrian so, as long as she likes what I've come up with, I should be writing this soon.
1akbrian:
Awesome 
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So, as I haven't heard back from this potential investor I mentioned before, and as we raised absolutely nothing, I had to make a call, and decide to shelve the serial killer comedy "Retirement".

Notices went out to the cast, and while they have been rather supportive of me and my company, it's still pretty depressing to have to have to drop another film.

Oh...
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oneimill:
Thanks for the hugs @prettyneurotic
1akbrian:
Sorry to hear that 😕
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I recently worked with a local actress (she was in my zombie film), and I enjoyed working with her so much, she's now involved in "Retirement" as well. I mentioned the current state of the film, and she reached out to the people who have helped fund some of the theater productions she's been in. So I am currently waiting to hear from a few...
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anjave:
Good luck man!
1akbrian:
Waiting is the worst, I hope you found something to occupy your time
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.... Wait, no, that's not right. Fuck.

Yesterday, while working in this week's shooting location (yeah, that's more like it), I got all the equipment ready to go for today and tomorrow's zombie related shoot. While trying to cover a mirror, which I totally fucked up, I found a massive role of plastic sheeting.

I had
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maggie_fracture:
❤️
dmaggot:
It's what we scooby fuckin doooo khed!
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Tomorrow, I'm shooting my fake "Undead Bastards" zombie film, which means I have to figure out every single light setup today (gotta make night time look like the day, so I can make it look like night time again). I also need to transport a bag full of modified fake guns without getting caught (because it's apparently illegal). Oh, how I love filmmaking.

And I've
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maggie_fracture:
Hehe, illegal fake gun smuggling sounds fun!
oneimill:
It's fun until you get caught, @maggie_fracture. And I've been caught before.
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If you call a film "Retirement," you will get a surprisingly large amount of advocacy groups, health groups, and life insurance companies interested in what you're doing.

So far... none of them have figured out the film is about a serial killer.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

wizard0:
I love it when a plan comes together!