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Or how I plan to resurrect an old script idea involving superheroes.

Long ago, I wrote an (highly derivative/cliche ridden) original superhero screenplay. I was rather young in my writing career, so it's riddled with plot-holes, cliches, and really awful dialogue.

Well, having just re-read "Watchmen," and a string of other classic comic stories, I've decided to dig up that old screenplay, and try to...
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Zombal ridiculousness is coming!

Guess that means it's time for me to move to somewhere less lame.

A moment of silence for Delaware geekdom.

So that's the kind of day it's going to be.

I swear.

Despite what everyone believes, Batman is not my favorite superhero. It's actually Green Lantern (Hal Jordan).

Now I wish I had been there. I could've had so much fun with that.

Gotta dig deep, find my deepest, most James Earl Jones-iest voice, and create the perfect narration.

There's a good chance I'm gonna pull a lung or two.

What? Doesn't everyone try to look classy as fuck as they record lines?

Audio is done, so I'll post a video of my best moments later.

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I will care about my job for the next month and a half, and then immediately lose interest on November 1st.

and seeing how my job never does shit for this most wondrous of holidays, I decided that tomorrow I'll be pitching a program to do that day.

As of now, the program involves two adaptations of Edgar Allan Poe stories (a literal adaptation of the Raven, and a courtroom themed rendition of "The Tell-Tale Heart". The scripts are done, now all I have to do...
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