oldzork

wait, so this sea gull is a wannabe flamingo?

how do you find out if the bird is a he or a she? i've never seen bird penii before.

I googled "bird penis" and this article is the first one that popped up: Longest Bird Weiner Ever and it even comes with a picture! Joy!

This was the most interesting sentence (for me): "Most male birds don't have penises - they copulate by briefly touching genital openings, called a 'cloacal kiss.' " And I thought kissing didn't make babies!?!

If I were to ever become another animal, I'd be a bird dog. How about you?

p.s.
the above is the last question of the night. i'm noticing that i ask you too many ?'s


[Edited on Apr 03, 2005 11:30PM]