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What it's like working in a Music Store, presented without comment:



On Saturday, my favorite bar had a fundraiser for LGBT Equality called a "Mustache Party." It was an incredible a amount of fun, and I think it was a successful fundraiser. There were a lot of people there, and it was just a blast. I shaved my goatee into a Handlebar Mustache (which has since gone clean shaven) and my friend Duane dressed up like a white Lafayette from True Blood (plus a few pounds). His wife dressed up like a Cholo, but she looked more like her dad. That upset her a lot, but I wasn't even being mean. She did!

Oh well.

The best part of the night came from one of my favorite bartenders Jackie. She dressed up like a construction worker, but had a lifelike dildo hanging out of the fly of her shorts. She was pretty adorable, despite having a Hitler mustache and a penis in her pants. Her adorableness and her Asian-ness probably helps her get away with a lot.

I had quite a few drinks, but what did me in was the Irish Carbomb immediately following a double shot of Booker's. The best part of that was the fact I paid for neither drink.

Oh yeah, a picture.