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I'm disappointed that there seems to be no Suicide Girl with the name "Murder"

Murder Suicide would be a great name.

Also: Hi all. My life seems to be spiraling out of control but I thought I'd check in.
milloux:
Haha, I'm sure there will be one someday smile
There's a Committed Suicide, though
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I joined a gym last week.

I'm taking it seriously too. I've gone nearly every day since then (with the exception of Tuesday and today, my "rest days") and even though I haven't seen any progress yet (but really, who would? It's been A WEEK), I'm really happy with myself for getting off my ass and doing something about something for once.

i even started...
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zissou:
Yay good for you! I started doing this Jillian Michaels workout this week to get toned, it's a four week program. Sucks but same sentiment as you, proud to be doing something! Even if I do feel like dying afterward skull
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I just saw a screencap of a porno video and the first thing I thought was "oh noooooo. ohhhhh noooooooo milk shouldn't go in thereeeeeee!"

I had to share somewhere.
deuteranopia:
You're probably "more correct" to bring it to this forum than, say, Facebook.
raveneffect32:
lol, awesome
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I've been put in a situation that's lose/lose for me.

Either A) I hate myself for missing a huge opportunity or B) I'm an asshole for possibly getting a job someone else wants.

Sigh.
thistle:
Get the job someone else wants. Never feel bad for taking opportunities.
vellin:
I hope you figured it all out

as for the tumblr, what's your link? I need to follow you smile
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"You'd be cute if you lost weight."

How does anyone think this would make anyone feel better?

God, I was feeling good lately too.
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vellin:
or the old "you look tired..." when you're not tired...some comments should just remain in the small brains of the individuals saying them
vellin:
I still wouldn't say it to a woman tongue
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serial:
ooooh johnny depp burn! lol...
that batman one came off adorable, lol good stuff.
hanke:
yummy!
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Last night, on Tumblr, I learned that a friend of a friend who I was friendLY with unfollowed me. It didn't really bother me, sometimes interests just don't mesh and you move on, that's fine. But what followed kind of annoyed the crap out of me.

So the person in question made a post that said she would not follow NSFW Tumblrs. I feel like...
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vellin:
biggrin
serial:
dislike... seems silly...
If she doesn't like it, she has every right not to look at it, but that's about it... shouldn't think less of somebody for what they like, especially if what they like is harmless... fuck pants.
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thistle:
HAAAIIII
serial:
I have a pointless tumblr, lol... yours looks much more interesting lol
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I find people as a whole very frustrating.

There are persons I love.

But people suck.

It's too stressful to keep in contact with people when they appoint me "relationship manager." Like, it's usually me who has to keep up with everyone or the friendship peters off and dies. There are a select few to whom this does not apply, but by and large, it's...
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"Your vagina wouldn't be kosher anymore because I'd go ham on it."

These are things I make up.

...no wonder I'm single.
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serial:
!!! amazon has jumbo stuffed animal Appa!!


EDIT: okay NOW I am banned... that was the last one...
serial:
oh I know, it was slightly depressing frown
it was that stupid safety
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How am I like a mushroom?

I'm a fun guy!

(Right? Right? RIGHT?!)
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Happy New Year!

Hey, I will be in the LA-Area later this month! If anyone wants to meet up with a large socially awkward gentleman, hit me upppp
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serial:
nah, sad wondercon isn't in SF this year... you're going all the way to Anaheim for it?
serial:
I have a couple friends that might be interested, especially because of the wondercon switch. Maybe for a day, it's on the table. Thanks for the heads up!