Phantom-vibrations in the crotch region mean at least one of two things...
1) I need to stop leaving my phone in my pants pocket on vibrate while I'm at work.
OR
2) I need to stop using a vibrator.
Not sure which.
As a side note...I have had many people tell me wearing sweatpants means you're giving up on life. They are WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! I am considering it as temporarily quitting life...not giving up on. (Long story short, I ordered "yoga pants" that really turned out to be super wide-leg sweatpants...I love them and am keeping them...mmmmm...sweatpants...)
1) I need to stop leaving my phone in my pants pocket on vibrate while I'm at work.
OR
2) I need to stop using a vibrator.
Not sure which.
As a side note...I have had many people tell me wearing sweatpants means you're giving up on life. They are WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! I am considering it as temporarily quitting life...not giving up on. (Long story short, I ordered "yoga pants" that really turned out to be super wide-leg sweatpants...I love them and am keeping them...mmmmm...sweatpants...)
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and I guess your not evil