It has been suggested, in a somewhat taunting manner, that the way to make "friends" is not, in fact, to lament the lack of friends but, instead, to "blog" about something "interesting."
This is a possibility, I'll admit.
However, I have also noticed that those with many friends are often found to use emoticons in their blogs and messages. Being of a scientific mind, I refuse to believe that there is no connection between the use of emoticons and the number of "friends" one manages to acquire.
Therefore, and henceforth, I shall be using emoticons in all of my blog posts. If my hypothesis is correct, and I have no reason to believe that it isn't, I shall soon have many new friend requests filling up my "in" box.


(That means "kiss a pig." I mean it in a friendly way.)
This is a possibility, I'll admit.
However, I have also noticed that those with many friends are often found to use emoticons in their blogs and messages. Being of a scientific mind, I refuse to believe that there is no connection between the use of emoticons and the number of "friends" one manages to acquire.
Therefore, and henceforth, I shall be using emoticons in all of my blog posts. If my hypothesis is correct, and I have no reason to believe that it isn't, I shall soon have many new friend requests filling up my "in" box.


(That means "kiss a pig." I mean it in a friendly way.)