So I went to the local Oktoberfest celebration last Saturday at Old World to piss off my Jewish ancestors. I'm hanging out with Tom n' Heather n' Ben n' Co. We're drinkin', dancing, having a grand ol' tyme when out of nowhere this girl grabs me, has me dance with her, and pulls me out to the patio for a chat. I could tell from the dancefloor that she was pretty hammered. I'd only had about 2 beers on a full stomach and cut myself off since I had heavy machinery to operate later that evening.
Then things get ugly
She turned to some guy, much bigger than me, and told him I could kick his ass. I gave him the "I have no idea who this person is" look and he nodded back. Shook my hand as a sign of peace and turned back to his equally sized crew.
Then she went and knocked some lady's hat off and blamed it on another dude.
Then she told me about her abortion.
Then I broke the fuck out.
I'm Pro-Choice n' all, but god damn lady.
Anyways, here are some pictures.
Walkin' down the hallways at Goldenwest. "G-Dub Ceezy" at the kids like to call it.
Me, right now, in my room, tired, bored. Today was pretty heavy.
New 140 Watt Fender Deluxe Amp w/ Tubes to make me extra annoying to my neighbors.
And a Tremelo Pedal. I fucking love this thing. It's like putting my guitar though a large fan at high speeds. Wha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!
Then things get ugly
She turned to some guy, much bigger than me, and told him I could kick his ass. I gave him the "I have no idea who this person is" look and he nodded back. Shook my hand as a sign of peace and turned back to his equally sized crew.
Then she went and knocked some lady's hat off and blamed it on another dude.
Then she told me about her abortion.
Then I broke the fuck out.
I'm Pro-Choice n' all, but god damn lady.
Anyways, here are some pictures.
Walkin' down the hallways at Goldenwest. "G-Dub Ceezy" at the kids like to call it.
Me, right now, in my room, tired, bored. Today was pretty heavy.
New 140 Watt Fender Deluxe Amp w/ Tubes to make me extra annoying to my neighbors.
And a Tremelo Pedal. I fucking love this thing. It's like putting my guitar though a large fan at high speeds. Wha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!
unravled:
Yes, I'm aware of that. That's not what I asked, though, is it?