So tonight, we all went for sushi. We invited our buddy Dunn who practically lives here. It was like watching a fuckin 2 year old with their first hot dog. And to top it all off, he snared some pelt at Kildare's afterward. The biggest retard of the bunch, fucking Christ! My buddy Cliff says, "whu about dem hoowahs over dare?" I said,"I'll fuckin pass, but tanks." He corners me and says,"You fuckin pussy! wuthefuck?"
I go to the bar, buy this wench a fucking drink and practically dump it on her lap. Keep in mind, this girl is a total Malibu Beach type that wants to see a Gap boy, clean shaven, popped collar, metrosexual shit.
I say fuck that. I wasn't rude. I wasn't nice either. She knew I wasn't into her at all. Fucking buddies I have. Bastards.
God please just give me a nice redhead with a sence of humor and freckles and no egocentric bullshit.
Is this too much to ask? I'm not a prick, but most of the time, I feel life brings me to it.
I go to the bar, buy this wench a fucking drink and practically dump it on her lap. Keep in mind, this girl is a total Malibu Beach type that wants to see a Gap boy, clean shaven, popped collar, metrosexual shit.
I say fuck that. I wasn't rude. I wasn't nice either. She knew I wasn't into her at all. Fucking buddies I have. Bastards.
God please just give me a nice redhead with a sence of humor and freckles and no egocentric bullshit.
Is this too much to ask? I'm not a prick, but most of the time, I feel life brings me to it.