Today was a pretty good day, except for when this goddamn monster we are treating handed me his scummy dentures in my bare hand. So, being the strapping young lad that I am, I put his scummy teefers in a cup with some water. Treated his ass, and might I add this is the most disgusting, loud-mouthed, terrible excuse for a human I have come across in my 3 years of doing this shit. So we get his big ass up and I'm standing there with this guy's dentures in the cup o' water. He puts them in and drinks the fucking pond scum water in the cup and burps in my face. NO FUCKING SHIT! I then wished him Happy Birthday. (I'm not being sarcastic, I really did)
I think I just want to become a trash collector or a some other menial job where I don't have to be the fucking wet nurse for the misfits.
This is my niece. She's so cute. I just want to eat her.
I think I just want to become a trash collector or a some other menial job where I don't have to be the fucking wet nurse for the misfits.

This is my niece. She's so cute. I just want to eat her.
obnoxiouspants:
aww i may just take you up on the nursing offer. i need some tender love and care.
ladycakes:
Hospitals do not make me happy. Sorry about the dirty patients man.