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Today is my birthday! I celebrated this weekend by:

1) Passing out before all of my friends both Friday and Saturday nights!
2) Getting shot in the throat with a paintball!
3) Consuming ungodly amounts of bbq'd meats!
4) Having my work permit application get rejected by the United Kingdom!
5) Winning both of my fantasy baseball games!
6) Getting my ass handed to me at beer pong!
7) Tripping over a tree stump and having said stump smash into my ballzak!
8) Erasing my childhood memories by douching my head on the lifted tailgate of a friend's truck!
9) Realizing I was a huge loser when for a present I asked for socks!
10) so much more...

27 years old. I'm such a child. On the other hand, my philosophy professor once told me that the key to eternal youth is maintaining your immaturities. Eternal youth, here I come. In your face Cortez!