Sunday was rough. You know that feeling when you wake up and it's 3pm? You got home around 5 because an old friend was in town who you haven't seen in a while. You start telling stories and lose track of how many cocktails away from blackout you are, and next thing you know you wake up on the couch, the tv is on, and your mouth is more arid than the desert? Then you see it...the cell phone. That last-ten-called button is staring you down, talking shit, daring you to push it. Horror. Horror.
A friend once suggested that the greatest invention of the new millenium would be a cell phone with a built-in breathalyzer. Once your BAC gets above a certain level, only certain numbers can be dialed. This would save me so many apologies I can't even begin to describe the benefit.
A friend once suggested that the greatest invention of the new millenium would be a cell phone with a built-in breathalyzer. Once your BAC gets above a certain level, only certain numbers can be dialed. This would save me so many apologies I can't even begin to describe the benefit.
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Also i had an expresso for the first time the other day.. i was getting annoyed at a friend and started to have a go at him.. when my entire face wobbled. is that normal?