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Thursday Dec 22, 2005

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The full version of this teaser update promises to be one of the greatest updates of all time. I will include a couple of pictures. Probably only one picture. Because if you want all the good pictures you'll have to go talk to Smuffy. She takes more pictures than [insert wittiest analogy of all time here]! Right?

(pause for laughter)

Anywho, lilyk, Smuffy and I spent the weekend together doing all sorts of fun stuff. There was shopping for things, looking at things, walking over things, eating things, drinking things, and much taking pictures of things. MUCH. Again, see Smuffy I decided that lilyk might just be one of the sexiest women of all time, and she didn't wear the pirate hooker outfit once! I know, I know, a good host would have insisted upon it. Well, I'm just not that kind of guy.

FYI, if you've already given Smuffy enough vodka pineapples that they run out of pineapple juice, and you choose Long Island Iced Teas as a replacement, interesting things happen. Also, if you spend an entire morning pissing lilyk off, you can redeem yourself quickly by providing healthy beverages, a nap, and mediocre Hot & Sour Soup. You might also want to add in a TUSHEE SQUEEZE, but if you aren't pre-approved you might catch a roundhouse to the face. Or she'll tell you to "suck it". You'll spend the next 5 hours thinking about how you can arrange circumstances to accomodate her request.

I have to leave, the office is getting a little stuffy, and I have to walk home. In the words of one of my favorite poets in one of my favorite poems:

These woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep.
And miles to go before I sleep.
And miles to go before I sleep.
VIEW 25 of 101 COMMENTS
velvetholmes:
i have a proposition for you.
Dec 26, 2005
velvetholmes:
You have twin brothers.....Lilyk and Rannie are twins....I'm totally dating a twin.....Viki wants to kiss the twins in my pants who live below my weiner....


You're right..it is all connected.
Dec 26, 2005

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