Drugs are Bad, mmmmkay?
So. I just got home from Negril, Jamaica. This was my second trip to the lovely homeland of wild dogs and drugs. I have never been offered more drugs in my life. The first time I went, it was during spring break and apparently there were all sorts of undercover cops busting drug dealers. Not that it was difficult, I mean, if you sneeze in Negril, someone says, "bless you, mon! Ganga, mushrooms, jet ski, parasail, coke, etc.", but this time I saw it at it's full fury. So we're bobbing in the water (in front of our sick-ass five bedroom house with full staff [god bless you off-season pricing]) and out of nowhere, this dreadlocked head emerges from the surf, big grin, and says, "hey, mon. I got the best ganga in town". It was a water based buy, I suppose. Anyway, we'd already procured an ounce and had plenty left.
Then there was the wedding. It was awesome. I was sweaty. One of the dinner items was curried goat, which is delicious. You say, "of course it's delicious, it had four legs." I agree. We move on.
For the first time in a long time, my travel went off without so much as a minor delay. On Friday morning, when I left, there was already two inches of snow on the ground and I was convinced I wouldn't get out. But lo and behold, we were only delayed by 20 minutes on takeoff. Shocking actually. And on the way home everything worked smoothly.
What a boring entry? Right? I'll make a better effort tomorrow when my brain turns back on. Fuckin' Jamaica.
So. I just got home from Negril, Jamaica. This was my second trip to the lovely homeland of wild dogs and drugs. I have never been offered more drugs in my life. The first time I went, it was during spring break and apparently there were all sorts of undercover cops busting drug dealers. Not that it was difficult, I mean, if you sneeze in Negril, someone says, "bless you, mon! Ganga, mushrooms, jet ski, parasail, coke, etc.", but this time I saw it at it's full fury. So we're bobbing in the water (in front of our sick-ass five bedroom house with full staff [god bless you off-season pricing]) and out of nowhere, this dreadlocked head emerges from the surf, big grin, and says, "hey, mon. I got the best ganga in town". It was a water based buy, I suppose. Anyway, we'd already procured an ounce and had plenty left.
Then there was the wedding. It was awesome. I was sweaty. One of the dinner items was curried goat, which is delicious. You say, "of course it's delicious, it had four legs." I agree. We move on.
For the first time in a long time, my travel went off without so much as a minor delay. On Friday morning, when I left, there was already two inches of snow on the ground and I was convinced I wouldn't get out. But lo and behold, we were only delayed by 20 minutes on takeoff. Shocking actually. And on the way home everything worked smoothly.
What a boring entry? Right? I'll make a better effort tomorrow when my brain turns back on. Fuckin' Jamaica.