Saturday Dec 31, 2005

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My roomie Ninjew has joined the site. He's the balls. And deadly. Our apartment is filled with ninja stars, dreidles, kitanas, and knishs. He rules.
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lilyk:
Celine Dion
lilyk:
Please delete that number from your phone. When you text someone and they don't respond, that doesn't mean call their home. I will no longer answer potential drunk dials from you. Grow up.

Thursday Dec 29, 2005

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I Give Thanks
or: I Want to Show the Nation My Appreciation

Sooooo, I get home from a grueling [ahem] 6 hour workday, and am kinda pissed because the subway was hotter than the most intense hellfires imaginable, and I'm only stopping home to change because I have to go all the way to the upper east side to move a couch for my sister....
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walkswithbears:
walkswithbears:
I'd have smacked her with the bowling ball, but I blame that on my rough upbringing. Welcome to the oneohfive, squire!

Tuesday Dec 27, 2005

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I Have a Proposition For Everyone in the Whole World

I have a proposition for you: this is how I begin sentences when I'm still not convinced of the legitimacy of what I'm about to propose. The secret is out! If you hear me say this, get ready to start poking holes in the argument I'm about to make. Sometimes, I use the word...
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lilyk:
gmail is being a bitch, you are ignoring them anyway, i am getting dragged to the movies. kiss
smuffy:
I heard you got the package!

thanks for not telling me, tard. I've been checking USPS.com for tracking info, everyday obsessively, especially after knowing people like velvet got theirs a loooonnnng time ago. tongue

Thursday Dec 22, 2005

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This is the greatest and best journal update in the world




tribute


The full version of this teaser update promises to be one of the greatest updates of all time. I will include a couple of pictures. Probably only one picture. Because if you want all the good pictures you'll have to go talk to Smuffy. She takes more pictures than [insert wittiest analogy...
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velvetholmes:
i have a proposition for you.
velvetholmes:
You have twin brothers.....Lilyk and Rannie are twins....I'm totally dating a twin.....Viki wants to kiss the twins in my pants who live below my weiner....


You're right..it is all connected.

Sunday Dec 11, 2005

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Drugs are Bad, mmmmkay?

So. I just got home from Negril, Jamaica. This was my second trip to the lovely homeland of wild dogs and drugs. I have never been offered more drugs in my life. The first time I went, it was during spring break and apparently there were all sorts of undercover cops busting drug dealers. Not that it was difficult, I mean,...
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velvetholmes:
BTW...JOIN THE 105 DAMMIT! mad
velvetholmes:
go tell Dizzy that you "Spit mad flavor like fi-yah."

Sunday Dec 11, 2005

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Drugs are Bad, mmmmkay?

So. I just got home from Negril, Jamaica. This was my second trip to the lovely homeland of wild dogs and drugs. I have never been offered more drugs in my life. The first time I went, it was during spring break and apparently there were all sorts of undercover cops busting drug dealers. Not that it was difficult, I mean,...
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Thursday Dec 01, 2005

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I Have a Fear of Not Flying

This is what happens when you take 120 flights a year. You begin to think that life would be better if you were always in the air. Life is ordered and predictable in the air. I know that the assortment of warm nuts will arrive along with my cocktail. I know that shortly thereafter, I will press a...
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tangledupinblue:
totally suckerpunched me with the negril card.

I owe you a snowball, sir.
hellonurse:
I'm trying to stay positive on the whole thing... it's just such a pain in the ass...

lilyk said she gets to come visit you in a week or two. How exciting! I would be exceptionally jealous, but for the snow. I saw it for the first time earlier this year and decided that, while pretty, I didn't much like it. That may have been the bronchitis I caught talking though.

Monday Nov 28, 2005

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Quin Qui the Unmerciful

This weekend I got scalped at Foxwoods, but not by a Native American. Noooo, I was scalped on a reservation by an Asian blackjack savant named Quin Qui. He had an extension on the bottom of his name badge that said simply "George". I don't know what Quin Qui means, but I'm pretty sure "George" is Chinese for "cash vacuum". This...
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lilyk:
whatever
lilyk:
i don't find hell mysterious, it woudl be a welcome change to my everyday life it hink

Monday Nov 21, 2005

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I don't know what to do tonight. I don't have a TV yet, so I can't sit around watching the tube. I have DVDs and a laptop, so I can watch movies. But I also live in NYC, which means there is an abundance of potential entertainment right outside my door. But it's raining, and I'm opposed to solo missions in the rain because it...
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tangledupinblue:
I think, though I have no proof of this, that this 4 day period boasts the best ratio of vaguely lonely hot chicks who are free with their favors to me of any other NYC weekend all year. . . and for that I am thankful. Game on!
hellonurse:
So, I've decided you're hi-larious. I'm sure this was always the case, but I've just become aware of it.

How was your movie?

That is all. Carry on.

Thursday Nov 17, 2005

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I have some stuff going on right now, and I wouldn't say it's a problem, yet. Mostly because I don't know whether it requires a solution. Sometimes things work themselves out, and until then, all you can think about is how to foam the runway when or if the plane comes in for a crash landing. Mostly these potential problems are my own fault.

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tangledupinblue:
if you don't spend time in the apartment in a sense it loses the the thrill of paying the big cake for it. But once when I was on a trial far away I was in a hotel for a week and in manhattan on the weekends only na dI realized it was worth every goddang penny for the apartment jsut to have some nice action in which to unwind once I got home.
smuffy:
thank you for the birthday wishes!

kiss

p.s. what the fuck is going on?

p.p.s. LESS THAN A MONTH!!! wooo.

Monday Nov 07, 2005

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Several Important Things About Me

1 - I don't like veggies. Don't like 'em. I like potatos, creamed spinach, processed tomato based products, chick peas, and several kinds of beans. Beyond that, it's all about the meat.

2 - I currently do not own a TV. I now read like it's going out of style. In a week, feel free to ask me anything you've...
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lilyk:
yes, but i loved that car, it was my baby. well, aside from the meer brothers.
lilyk:
you have been drafted

Thursday Oct 27, 2005

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Underground Wrecking Ball
or: numbers Has a Subway Problem

by: numbers

My name is numbers, and I have a subway problem. I know what's coming, always do. I know that when the doors close, approximately 7 seconds later the subway will lurch forward before smoothly rolling to the next stop. I know that right before you get to Grand Central on the 4,5,6 there is...
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lilyk:
i am sad. the testimonial you left me has been bumped ot the second page. how lazy am i that one extra click makes me sad?
lilyk:

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