Knock Knock
Who's there?
Grace.
Grace, who?
Grace skies are gonna clear up, put on a happy face.
Who's there?
Grace.
Grace, who?
Grace skies are gonna clear up, put on a happy face.
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Well hello buddies! I return with full glory! I miss you guys and hope all of you will write lots of great/funny/sexy/gross/devious things to me. I feel out of touch!
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neodrunk:
OH LIZZY!!!! 
I ruv ru!
I ruv ru!
memmnochthedevil:
Glad your back!!!
Happy birthday to me. I love birthdays! Thanks for all of the warm wishes. They make my pants squishy. 
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ll_bean_j:
You're totally pulling a Jesus_Chrysler! come back!
whiskeyfightpit:
I love it that people are on this site even less than myself.
I have a little sunburn on my shoulders and a sun kissed nose. I love days like today. I'm not sure it gets much more perfect. I went over to my girlfriend's house last night to eat dinner with her husband and two little girls. I had a totall blast! They have about a million pets, including Ricky the hermit crab. We played with the...
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irenzero:
Happy Birthday
user09348u5q304:
Happy Birthday!!
I am back to the land of the living. My cousin died last week. He was 20 and really awesome. Lots of crying and hugging. Lots of talking about being true to yourself and trying to live a happy life. It all has it's place but somebody PLEASE get me a whoopie cushion and a beer!
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nebel:
okay, because of what's goin' on with you, I give you the theme of songs that make you laugh. and not just "oh I really love this son, it makes me smileg" kind of funny...I'm talking the kind of funny that gives you that deep down warm feeling of pure bliss........funny?
galen:
hey baby =)
ROCKFORD RULES! What message would you leave on Jim Rockford's answering machine?
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monkeybutt:
i'd tell him he was a jerk
contrast:
thanks babe.
THIS made me laugh today. What made you laugh today?
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memmnochthedevil:
not much made me laugh.
how r u doing?
how r u doing?
monkeybutt:
where'd you go?
helllooo? mrs. pommelhorst? i'd like to get down now...
helllooo? mrs. pommelhorst? i'd like to get down now...
"E Pluribus Elvis, that's what I say! We're goin' to Graceland today!'
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souljerk:
don't be cruel.....
how about a penut butter and bannana sandwich.
how about a penut butter and bannana sandwich.
monkeybutt:
hi ho, hi ho. happy monday. again.
I've been thinking a lot about ghosts. Do you think they exist? Have you ever seen one? I think I saw one once about 7 years ago. It scared the living shit right out of me for a long time. It seemed female and had something nice to say, it was just scary to see it and not believe it. 
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prs2000:
you know my ghost stories.
we've gotta have some more stuffed mushrooms soon! those were most excellent.
we've gotta have some more stuffed mushrooms soon! those were most excellent.
nataskaput:
i've done way to much acid to believe the thing i see
I am reorganizing my living space this weekend and it's driving me crazy. I am glad about the way it is looking. It is way more streamlined and less cluttered, but GOSH the amount of work is bigger than I thought it would be. The final product is great, but the cleaning the clutter isn't. I just want someone to finish it up and be...
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prs2000:
thanks for (once again) letting me crash on your sofa. \
i just saw an Olympic athlete from Mexico with blue hair. i want it...
i just saw an Olympic athlete from Mexico with blue hair. i want it...
monkeybutt:
happy friday. i'm on mushrooms right now...
Make sure there is Xanax in the water and mescaline in the lemonade, though.