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i've decided to drive to venice this morning to spend valentine's day with my friend ana.

HappyHallmarkGreetingDay!!!

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after talking to Ana update...

PARIS-In a stunning reversal of policy, French President Jacques Chirac announced today that the French government will be supporting the 'War
on Terror' after all. Five hundred soldiers from the elite Battalion du Specialistes d'Abandonnement (Surrender Specialists) of France's vaunted
Armees de la Terre are preparing for movement to Iraq, where they will advise the Iraqi Republican Guards on the protocol of their upcoming
surrender to American Armed Forces.

"It is important to be overbearingly haughty and insufferable when surrendering," said Colonel Philippe Marie-Jeane Yves-Montand Gauloise
du Petite Pommes, commanding officer of the elite Surrender Specialists,who has personally surrendered in countless battles dating back to Dien Bien Phuin 1954. "We French are world masters at surrendering, n'est c'est pas? Not like you arrogant Americans, who never surrender. Ha! I spit on yourAmerican victories!" President Chirac also announced that his government will be sending 3,000 advisors from the elite Force du Collaborateurs Francaise to assist the Iraqis in avidly collaborating with the Americans, while pretending to be part of a non-existent resistance movement.