nina_kova

Wheeeee!!
Three drunk newts, three drunk newts.
See how they crawl; see how they crawl.
Creeping down your legs and feet,
Looking for a snack to eat,
They can't even keep the beat.
Three drunk newts, three drunk newts.

Three stoned newts, three stoned newts.
High as kites, Yeah! High as kites.
They rumble in the parking lot,
They score a lid of seedless pot.
Really hope they don't get caught,
Three stoned newts, Yo! three stoned newts.

Three wild newts, three wild newts.
Causing a big scene, they're rowdy as can be.
They licky sticky loopy juice,
They're out to punish and abuse.
Look out! 'Cause they're on the loose.
Three wild newts, three wild newts.

Look at their tails; aren't they pretty?
Look at their tails, itty-fitty,
Wish I had a tail . . .
. . . But I don't!!
(Boy, We're high tongiht!!! Like, really high!! Let's got get us some some
women....how a man does!! Salamander....!!)

Let me tell you a tale about a trio of hot newts on parade....
They had Saturday Newt Fever and . . .
They was burning....
. . . But they got a little too hot, dig?

Three dead newts, three dead newts.
See how they rot, see how they rot.
Left out in the noonday sun,
dry and stiff and too well done.
That's the end of their newt fun.
Three dead newts,
three dead newts,
three dead newts....

[Spoken]
They're gone now,
they've lived life too hard....
Yeah, bye newts, goodbye....
bye....
sleep good....
sweet dreams....

YEAH....!!