God, when did I become my mother.. 
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So tonight we finally got round to going to this restaurant just round the corner that we've been meaning to go too for almost 3 years and yes, it was fabulous and yes I can't believe we didn't go sooner and oh my god, the cutest girl in the world works there and she was totally checking me out but I had husband and son...
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guitarsnglasses:
Good job not smoking.
Vasectomies are great.... Ask the hubby first.
Vasectomies are great.... Ask the hubby first.
lizzi:
Congrats on the cigs! And what is this amazing restaurant you speak of?
Yay, I have a computer again..
So I'm feeling much happier. My birthday weekend was excellent, thanks to all who came and surprised me and Misha, I will come visit you in the day, I promise..these are the kind of things I've promised I'm going to do to keep my mind occupied so I stop fussing all the time and behaving like a twat..
Paul...
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So I'm feeling much happier. My birthday weekend was excellent, thanks to all who came and surprised me and Misha, I will come visit you in the day, I promise..these are the kind of things I've promised I'm going to do to keep my mind occupied so I stop fussing all the time and behaving like a twat..
Paul...
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fixer:
wheeee, you're back! missed ya, missus!
englandaway:
Happy Valentines niccie ..see ya Friday 
Right I'm back..
I need to stop being a miserable fucker and feeling sorry for myself. I'm 35 today, big deal..I can still pass for 27 on a good day and have great tits so life isn't that bad...
That said, my computer is fucked so I'm on the laptop which goes to work with the other half so although I'm back, I'm kind of...
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I need to stop being a miserable fucker and feeling sorry for myself. I'm 35 today, big deal..I can still pass for 27 on a good day and have great tits so life isn't that bad...
That said, my computer is fucked so I'm on the laptop which goes to work with the other half so although I'm back, I'm kind of...
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zgrat:
relax hon. you look damn good for a 35 year old happy belated birthday 
happy belated birthday 
northern:
Happy Birthday!
And you do look amazing!
And you do look amazing!
Oh. My. God. I have too much to do and not enough time.. 
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fixer:
save the dusting until I get there...and make sure you wear the french maid outfit, m'kay?
englandaway:
why are you on here then ?
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dave_sector:
why, im going to turn my phone off and hide like a little girl. and ill be hiding with a multi pack bag of sage and onion crisps
oh, and you only think you miss england, im moving back to the states first chance i get. this countys fucked. i give it 5 years tops
oh, and you only think you miss england, im moving back to the states first chance i get. this countys fucked. i give it 5 years tops
jj_r0x0rz:
if you wanna paypal me some money i could bring back walkers for you
So part one of my teeth make over was supposed to be me coming home yesterday morning looking like Ross out of Friends with super duper shiny white teeth..
However the reality is either 'ZOOM' or my dental surgery are a crock of bollocks..
My before and after pics look exactly the same (in fact both my husband and mother in law got the before...
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However the reality is either 'ZOOM' or my dental surgery are a crock of bollocks..
My before and after pics look exactly the same (in fact both my husband and mother in law got the before...
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fixer:
*smooch*
urblueygrl:
never got a chance to tell you last night, i loved your outfit... you always look so cute :o)
My boy has been wandering round the house all day mumbling a song away to himself, when he's on the toliet dropping some boys off at he pool he always likes to have a little sing and because he thinks I'm not listening, he sings a bit louder so I listened outside the door and discovered what he was actually singing was Fugazi's Bad Mouth...
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koala:
Oh man, I so badly want to get my teeth whitened. I was supposed to have it done about a year ago, but when I went into my dentist's office, I found out that I was using a topical cream on my face that could interfere with the whitening process and mess up my skin! So, I didn't get it done. I'm not using that cream anymore, so maybe I can try again 
So, I didn't get it done. I'm not using that cream anymore, so maybe I can try again 
lovelysitwell:
shiny american smile girl!your son sounds cool!
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
there, I feel much better now I've got that off my chest...
So tonight I need everyone...
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Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
there, I feel much better now I've got that off my chest...
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jaytan:
If you weigh in heavy, just step off and dropkick the scale. Then, all the other chicks that haven't weighed in yet (but know they're heavy) will be thankful and you'll have earned a fan following.
I'm starving now, but weighing heavy too. I'm going to go chug a buttload of water. That's another trick.
I'm starving now, but weighing heavy too. I'm going to go chug a buttload of water. That's another trick.
jj_r0x0rz:
yea i don't like wells fargo either. i think thats why i have washington mutual
My cold is still lingering on, I probably need some anti-biotics but I hate then so I'm going have to suffer..because of my cold I'm really pissed off at the moment and I can't seem to shake it off.
My mood may also be to do with the fact that its the start of the week as well and I hate boring week days especially...
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nursejill:
An hour? ! Woohoo girl ! You rock.
mentalrage:
having a cold is no fun, especially when you're at work your pointless bullshit acceptance threshold goes waaaay down.
i'll tell the weatherman to keep the sun out for you and i hope you have some lurvely cups of tea!