Dumb Massachusetts Laws
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love...
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A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love...
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wugglyump:
since you have a month left on this...UPDATE YOUR FUCKING JOURNAL 
wugglyump:
update update update update.
help me with har issues
help me with har issues
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snodgrass23:
thanks so much for the compliment!
happy birthday!
its more than the 21st birthday..itself.
its the whole year
drunk as shit
have fun with it
happy birthday!
its more than the 21st birthday..itself.
its the whole year
drunk as shit
have fun with it
heatherdlite:
hey.
yes, you'll be happy to know that the appropriate safety materials were worn.
and now i can say i am like the american eagle.
bald.
that's my duty for the country.
lol
yes, you'll be happy to know that the appropriate safety materials were worn.
and now i can say i am like the american eagle.
bald.
that's my duty for the country.
lol
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skirttwlr:
Have a wonderful Turkey Day!
heatherdlite:
ha haaa!
glad u like the pic.
yeah, i do get really fucking pissed at people sometimes...lol
hey, speaking of birds...stuff someones turkey with popcorn and put it in the oven..
watch the popcorn blow the turkey right out of the oven....lol
glad u like the pic.
yeah, i do get really fucking pissed at people sometimes...lol
hey, speaking of birds...stuff someones turkey with popcorn and put it in the oven..
watch the popcorn blow the turkey right out of the oven....lol
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wugglyump:
so did you look at the ambulance set? for some crazy reason it made me think of you!
skirttwlr:
nose neighbors are hot
riding one that has handle bars and is named bernard is way hotter.
your jealous
riding one that has handle bars and is named bernard is way hotter.
your jealous
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heatherdlite:
ooooh. mmmmmm.
i looooovvvee MAD tv.
anyway,
if you get channel 3,
wctr the worcester channel.
if you have charter cable.
you can see us at 230 am on sat. (fri overnight)
and then on sun. at 3 am (sat overnight)
in case you want to see us being stupid.
i looooovvvee MAD tv.
anyway,
if you get channel 3,
wctr the worcester channel.
if you have charter cable.
you can see us at 230 am on sat. (fri overnight)
and then on sun. at 3 am (sat overnight)
in case you want to see us being stupid.
heatherdlite:
hows the dvds?
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evldedgrl:
'appy birfday sucka!
xevilxashleyx:
Happy birthday! 
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heatherdlite:
I hope this works for you.... 
heatherdlite:
No, that's not the best news because
YOUR NEW DUDEULAR CONNECTION is on the way...
enjoy at your own risk.
YOUR NEW DUDEULAR CONNECTION is on the way...
enjoy at your own risk.
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wugglyump:
have a spooky halloween, buttface
MmMmm fried chicken and banana splits!
MmMmm fried chicken and banana splits!
sindyray:
Those contacts look amazing! What a shame us aussies don't go crazy with the whole halloween thing 
Work is doing 1 theme night, and Zombie Ghost Train had their Halloween gig, but that is about it around here. Have great fun!
Work is doing 1 theme night, and Zombie Ghost Train had their Halloween gig, but that is about it around here. Have great fun!
ahem.. ok then. so for those of you who dont know, there's a kind of tradition i guess you could call it up in this area for the fire/EMS/police departments. it reads as such, if you get caught by a camera from a newspaper or tv station, you owe the rest of the guys lunch or dinner. this usually leads to a shower of arms,...
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heatherdlite:
you're right.
those MA accents will really improve the effect of the pawn.
it'll go like
"fuck me hawwwd. yeah, there, on top of the caaah! ooh baby! your cock is sooo haaaad.
stick it in now! yeah, haaaa-da."
Porn in New England.
those MA accents will really improve the effect of the pawn.
it'll go like
"fuck me hawwwd. yeah, there, on top of the caaah! ooh baby! your cock is sooo haaaad.
stick it in now! yeah, haaaa-da."
Porn in New England.
heatherdlite:
consider it made...lol ha ha haaa!
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heatherdlite:
thanks.... 
skirttwlr:
As long as you are cuddly, I can spoon you and you like a good petting than you will make a fine pet. Just fine.
I wish I lived in manchester.
I wish I lived in manchester.
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wugglyump:
so after you left the tattoo convention some dude had a heart attack? i don't know if he was getting tattooed or what.
skirttwlr:
I would like you to make me laugh harder next time please...i don't think I'm totally incontinet (sp? you know what I'm saying 911boy) yet...
The helmut I actually own as my sis thought that was a really great "Congrat's on getting out of the hospital" gift....now the ALF lunch box I definately need to fine.
The helmut I actually own as my sis thought that was a really great "Congrat's on getting out of the hospital" gift....now the ALF lunch box I definately need to fine.
well slap my ass and call me a bitch....
if you want to see some funny dudeular shit,
funny dudeular stuff
just a little something something..