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cingular can suck my left tit.

bitches.

tell me, why is it so hard to explain that MY PHONE IS FUCKING BROKEN and i need a fucking new one.
no, i can't wait two monthes. no, i don't want to get a new phone at motherfucking wal mart. i want a new phone, a NICE one, right fucking now and that's the end of it....
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i had this crazy dream last night.

first, at some point in the dream i had to go to india. but i don't remember why, and i don't remember what i did when i was there, but i remember thinking, "wow, i'm in india." but anyway, that wasn't the crazy part of the dream.

frequently, i have dreams where i'm pregnant and i'm going shopping...
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wow. i haven't posted anything in a long time. i was just thinking, like, "god, i need to go look at some naked women" and here i am. i've been thinking some some things i would like to share, i guess, because i'm home alone right now and i have no one else to talk to. frown

one: i wonder if the world is going to...
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kristie:

two: i think anthony keidis is a fucking hot 43 year old. like, really really really really hot. he has bad teeth, i know, but he's just...hot. HOT HOT. i don't know what it is, i just want to do him. maybe it's the tattoos, maybe it's the rock star thing, or maybe it's his hair. honestly...i think it's the hair.



So true! I was just saying this the other day.

kristie:

you tried to become sg? what happened?...because i was seriously considering doing that myself.



Yeah, I applied and was accepted. I just haven't shot a set yet! I think I will sometime, but I'm not happy with my body right now, and need to get myself together first. Maybe next year. We'll see...

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today was so hot. like, take off all your clothes and go swimming hot. sadly, there wasn't anytime for swimming, what with working all day getting in the way. but i can tell you right now, sweating like i do all summer is NOT going to work out. no no no. i guess we're going to have to turn on the air conditioner every now...
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gersguy:
i can second it was too hot today.

drive by my house and the a/c is running on high!

hello by the way....i'm gersguy.

be well.
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i'm planning a half ass party for saturday night. i hope to get really drunk and be around other really drunk people and have drunken fun. i haven't had one of those nights in quite a while. and so far, it doesn't look like it's going to work out the way i was hoping it would. but we're making whiskey sours because we paid for...
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evilconcarne:
Cool nothing like getting drunk puke .
Right now I'm drunk puke
evilconcarne:
Porn that sounds good tongue I don't know should I get clown porn or chicks that squirts wink ?????????
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blaaahhhhh.

happy mother's day.

i got my haircut. it looks cute, i think.

i feel like i'm just kinda floating around lately. maybe i should go to college? maybe i should pick a career? maybe i should get fucking married and live off all his money. i think i like that idea better...less work for me.

i have an idea. it's gold. i'm going to...
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i wish i had more girl friends...i can't talk to any of my friends about my PERIOD!? AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
but girls are so stupid sometime, i end up not wanting to talk to them in a month or so. and that's sad because i would really like a best girl friend. i'm tired of all the dick around me. it gets old fast.

anyway, i'm going...
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hey all.

i haven't gotten on the internet in a hella long time because when we moved into the apartment we def didn't have internet for a while. but now it is here and i'm super excited about it. i missed my suicide ladies and my myspace addiction.

so, i took out all my piercings, except for my bellybutton because, uhm, i just didn't care...
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well, it's been a while since i've done anything to my journal.

i'm moving out on my own in three weeks and that's super exciting.

i have new sexy underwear that i like...a lot.

my gay best friend is my real love.

-vanessa
schmidt:
good luck on the move...

let's see that new underwear...
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this is my entry.

i don't know what to say...but i wanted to put something here so that it didn't look so blank and i didn't feel so lame.

soooooo...hello all.

-vanessa
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vwwitch:
hello right back at u
gersguy:
Hey welcome to town......and the site. smile