Posted on: 03-03-05 03:39 AM
“Are you suffering from itchy toes? Ask your doctor about our new skin cream.”
*In small print or spoken quickly: most patients suffer from the following adverse side effects:
Heartburn, indigestion, nausea, back pain, congestive heart failure, explosive diarrhea, permanent blindness, stroke, cancer, impotency, trouble sleeping, spontaneous combustion, and your head might fall off. “Talk to your doctor before using...
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“Are you suffering from itchy toes? Ask your doctor about our new skin cream.”
*In small print or spoken quickly: most patients suffer from the following adverse side effects:
Heartburn, indigestion, nausea, back pain, congestive heart failure, explosive diarrhea, permanent blindness, stroke, cancer, impotency, trouble sleeping, spontaneous combustion, and your head might fall off. “Talk to your doctor before using...
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volks:
What is it about people who's names start with an "A", that is so sexy?
aaronidiot:
Oh, I love those commercials. The best is when you are taking something to cure stomach problems, and some of the side effects are stomach problems. It's like voting, you have to choose the lesser of two evils.
So Russia has agreed to provide Iran with nuclear material for what is supposed to be an “energy producing only” project. This of course has happened regardless of U.S. admin. objections. Although Iran claims no intentions to use surplus material to facilitate a weapons program, Russia will still insist that all surplus and unused nuclear material be returned to their custody. The International Atomic Energy...
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1luneywolf:
shes mailed me 3 times over the past few days, its very exciting... or at least dramatic.
aaronidiot:
All too true, one mustn't let themselves be bothered too much by politics, because at some point in time you realize that there is no solution to the problem. Its frustrating to fight the small battles, only to see the war being lost.
So I used to hang out with this guy from time to time, not really a good friend or anything, an acquaintance. He kinda got under my skin a little bit a year or so ago. I had some people over to watch a Tyson fight, and this fucker brings some dickhead with him who I later found out was making some of the girls...
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akl:
do I know you from somewhere ?
akl:
it's cool
expect inane comments in your journal now! rejoice!
expect inane comments in your journal now! rejoice!
I need a vacation! I decided to put in my notice at work. It's been a good 2week or so career but I'm totally worn out. It was really great while it lasted and I just want to thank everyone who gave me the chance to make my dreams come true and let me drive a truck.
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volks:
hello, anyone fucking home?
volks:
now, didn't we talk about this?
in case anyone did not know today is the day the U.S officially declared an end to the search for "weapons of mass distruction" in Iraq.
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My first day back to work in almost 2 years! yay! basicly today was 11 hours worth of orgasm, I just got home and I still have the tingles and shivers. I can't wait to get my first check I'm gonna be rich and have all the bitches.
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desdenova:
What? How the hell do I get a job that is hours of orgasm?
Who did you have to kill?
Who did you have to kill?
nemisis:
who did I have to kill,,honestly a small piece of myself i think.
The first episode of season two "Carnivale"
Dear Clancy Brown,
You fuckin rock!
Sincerely,
Nemisis
Dear Clancy Brown,
You fuckin rock!
Sincerely,
Nemisis
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volks:
Dork!
volks:
Hey stupid trucker! have fun at work tomarrow. 
"Why? you ask, Why is not the question. How? Now that is a question worth examining. How could I being born of such conventional style, arrive a leader of the rebellion? An escapist from a conformist world destined to find happieness only in that which cannot be explained. I brought you here for a reason, unfortunatly you and your sentimental minds ARE DOING ME NO...
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nemisis:
nope.
1kiss_of_life:
house of 1000 corpses
And hi, just got your friends request.
I cheated and googled your question. I knew it had to be from one of your favorite films tho ... or a book i guess. Sorry for cheating on that but ... well it was a question so I answered it.
And hi, just got your friends request.
I cheated and googled your question. I knew it had to be from one of your favorite films tho ... or a book i guess. Sorry for cheating on that but ... well it was a question so I answered it.
good day to you
good evening beautiful, could I interest you in a fine night of red wine and rohipinal?
alla ackbar, death to the infidels
alla ackbar, death to the infidels
volks:
last count I heard, it was more than that!