It's about time I posted something new here, isn't it? 
Last week Leo and myself went to the 4ZZZ studios and whored Constance on the radio, which pretty much consisted of me talking too fast, one of our old demos being played, and being pwned on-air for choosing Donatello as my favourite Ninja Turtle (he was the brains behind that fucking group, man!). Regardless of...
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Last week Leo and myself went to the 4ZZZ studios and whored Constance on the radio, which pretty much consisted of me talking too fast, one of our old demos being played, and being pwned on-air for choosing Donatello as my favourite Ninja Turtle (he was the brains behind that fucking group, man!). Regardless of...
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anton:
Snakes On A motherfucking Plane. God, I can't wait.
reshizzle:
Another one!!!
Remember my massive entry about my deadshit housemates not paying rent? Well, it seems the real estate office has had enough of their shenanigans and are refusing to sign them to a new lease. This means that Leo and James, Constance's rhythm section is moving in, this house shall be reborn... as THE CONSTANCE HOUSE! This calls for an epic celebration...
Other than that, this...
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Other than that, this...
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glennnnnnnn:
Might be able to make the next metal gig. Ill see you there if i run into you i guess! 
I really need a fuckin' job. I say this because I've honestly grown bored with living like shit and having enough money for rent, food, and not much else. If any of you Brisbane people know of anywhere that needs staff (especially anywhere music-related), gimme a holler. Any and all help would be greatly appreciated.
A few days ago, I spent all the money I...
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A few days ago, I spent all the money I...
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pocket_rocket:
The pendulum does swing both ways 
*pushes pendulum* We're trying to get our housemate out now. She's one of those people who then makes you feel guilty and like the worst person in the world... I guess we're trying to put our own best interests first rather than hers.
I'm tryyyyying real hard to get a friend of mine to come out tomorrow night. After a few bad experiences I'm not too fond of going strange places by myself, lol. But usually after a Saturday at work I'm busting for a drink and a bit of socialisation, so you never know... Are you going?
*pushes pendulum* We're trying to get our housemate out now. She's one of those people who then makes you feel guilty and like the worst person in the world... I guess we're trying to put our own best interests first rather than hers.
I'm tryyyyying real hard to get a friend of mine to come out tomorrow night. After a few bad experiences I'm not too fond of going strange places by myself, lol. But usually after a Saturday at work I'm busting for a drink and a bit of socialisation, so you never know... Are you going?
pocket_rocket:
Ololol. Never trust technology. Except Ebay 
I didn't actually end up going to Freakshow...damn though - everyone said it was awesome...My friend pulled out on me at the last minute (it seems to be the rule with me...) then I drank too much red at home to go anywhere by myself, roflz. Oh well, there is always a next time
I didn't actually end up going to Freakshow...damn though - everyone said it was awesome...My friend pulled out on me at the last minute (it seems to be the rule with me...) then I drank too much red at home to go anywhere by myself, roflz. Oh well, there is always a next time
Here's a bit of a preview for the next issue of Tsunami magazine - my review of everyone's favourite new MySpace Darlings, She Wants Revenge.
She Wants Revenge
Self-Titled
(Geffen)
Rating: 1/10
This is a public service announcement for all applicable musicians: please stop trying to recreate the music of the 1980s. That decade has come and gone, and during its run it blessed us...
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She Wants Revenge
Self-Titled
(Geffen)
Rating: 1/10
This is a public service announcement for all applicable musicians: please stop trying to recreate the music of the 1980s. That decade has come and gone, and during its run it blessed us...
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pocket_rocket:
Hehe..good stuff. After I read that I just HAD to go look at their Myspace. They officially have 132 influences (give or take a few). Nothing like being concise.
Nothing at all wrong with being angry
And thank you for your good wishes
Nothing at all wrong with being angry
And thank you for your good wishes
Self-awareness can be a beautiful thing.
I, for one, completely understand that I am not perfect, and that in order for things to work in perfect harmony, sacrifices and compromises are an essential part of keeping everything together. Being in a band, I do this quite often, and I have been called a push-over multiple times for it. Thing is: I don't give a flying...
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I, for one, completely understand that I am not perfect, and that in order for things to work in perfect harmony, sacrifices and compromises are an essential part of keeping everything together. Being in a band, I do this quite often, and I have been called a push-over multiple times for it. Thing is: I don't give a flying...
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punchdrunkblake:
Want to switch to guitar and buy a thousand effects pedals and move to Sydney? 
We could use a passive member
Being in a band is hard shit, especially since you've got two egos flying around. I usually just get into arguments about not wanting to be doing mediocre shit so it generally could be seen that I'm a pretentious fuck.
Fair enough; I'm not doing mediocre shit, though.
Stick with it; it'll get sorted or it won't and you'll go off and start something else. Just be careful who you're getting into bed with the next time
We could use a passive member
Being in a band is hard shit, especially since you've got two egos flying around. I usually just get into arguments about not wanting to be doing mediocre shit so it generally could be seen that I'm a pretentious fuck.
Fair enough; I'm not doing mediocre shit, though.
Stick with it; it'll get sorted or it won't and you'll go off and start something else. Just be careful who you're getting into bed with the next time
I bought the Metallica documentary for $5 today, just so I can laugh at it.
I look forward to blazing a few cones and laughing at James Hetfield for being an alcoholic, laughing at Lars Ulrich for being Lars Ulrich and for being the most overrated drummer in music, and laughing at Kirk Hammett for forgetting how to play guitar, all while they record one...
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I look forward to blazing a few cones and laughing at James Hetfield for being an alcoholic, laughing at Lars Ulrich for being Lars Ulrich and for being the most overrated drummer in music, and laughing at Kirk Hammett for forgetting how to play guitar, all while they record one...
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punchdrunkblake:
"You know what, guys? Why don't we just go in there and hammer it out, alright, instead of hammering on each other." - Kirk Hammett
That is but one nugget of wisdom and wonder. The true comedy comes from 40-something rockstar millionaires who never have had to do a true day's work in their lives whinging like they're 4 year olds.
I'll see if I can rustle up some funds and get your genitals switched so I can get "done"
How is all the Constance gear going? Nicely done recordings yet?
That is but one nugget of wisdom and wonder. The true comedy comes from 40-something rockstar millionaires who never have had to do a true day's work in their lives whinging like they're 4 year olds.
I'll see if I can rustle up some funds and get your genitals switched so I can get "done"
How is all the Constance gear going? Nicely done recordings yet?
pocket_rocket:
Olololol... Ahhh yes, from the internet God Bless the internet, lest I have no friends ..
The diary idea is a good one, maybe I will post it on this wonderful so called BLOG thing...
God Bless the internet, lest I have no friends ..
The diary idea is a good one, maybe I will post it on this wonderful so called BLOG thing...
After four weeks of hell, in which I wasn't sure if I was going to have to move (again, only three short months after I'd last done so), it appears my communal living horror story has finally ended. And yes, the ending was a happy one. Thank fuck for that.
I've talked about my housing situation with a few people on here, notably Salome,...
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I've talked about my housing situation with a few people on here, notably Salome,...
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juku:
AAARRGH!!!! 
What a fucking headache! The possibility that you could be homeless shortly is so stressful. Happened to me a few months ago when I got back from o/s. Taking 2wks off work when you don't get holiday pay + having no savings = having no money to pay the 2wks worth of bills that have piled up back here in Australia. Luckily I have good mates who lent me enough cash to put me back in the clear.
Hope everything else has been going well for you...
What a fucking headache! The possibility that you could be homeless shortly is so stressful. Happened to me a few months ago when I got back from o/s. Taking 2wks off work when you don't get holiday pay + having no savings = having no money to pay the 2wks worth of bills that have piled up back here in Australia. Luckily I have good mates who lent me enough cash to put me back in the clear.
Hope everything else has been going well for you...
cutzlikedrugz:
thanx for the listen brother. All the right people keep telling me I need to make another "forgiving" record. I have been thinking about it. life is just making the ability to do another TOSS record difficult. Anyway, thanks for the kind words. And let me just say that Australians are the greatest people on earth.
Reason #481 That I Love Me:
When I get a hostile phone call from an ex on speakerphone from a party where her and my friends are, and she baselessly accuses me of cheating on her, and claims to have 'forgotten' the threat she made to kick the shit out of me if she ever saw me again after failing to deliver on said threat...
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When I get a hostile phone call from an ex on speakerphone from a party where her and my friends are, and she baselessly accuses me of cheating on her, and claims to have 'forgotten' the threat she made to kick the shit out of me if she ever saw me again after failing to deliver on said threat...
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punchdrunkblake:
dude; fucking w00t..
y'hear?
fucking w00t
y'hear?
fucking w00t
salome:
The last time I didn't take shit from someone (yesterday) a crazy fat man followed me screaming out of the grocery store and the cops had to be called.
I'm going to change things up a bit and post a recipe!
How to make: A Pissed-off Rob (Serves all in general vicinity)
Ingredients:
- 1 Rob
- 2 Hours of unnecessary bureaucratic horseshit created from people who don't know how to do their jobs correctly.
- 40 minutes of walking to and from said bureaucratic horseshit.
- 10 minutes to pack, get ready...
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How to make: A Pissed-off Rob (Serves all in general vicinity)
Ingredients:
- 1 Rob
- 2 Hours of unnecessary bureaucratic horseshit created from people who don't know how to do their jobs correctly.
- 40 minutes of walking to and from said bureaucratic horseshit.
- 10 minutes to pack, get ready...
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punchdrunkblake:
i think i'm better off than you, man..
that's kind of a lacking afternoon, heres to not working there anymore, wherever it may be..
that's kind of a lacking afternoon, heres to not working there anymore, wherever it may be..
salome:
Hmmm, sounds like my job. I help people, for free. So DON'T come in without an appointment, bitch that you've had to wait for so long, insult my language skills and then complain to my boss. If you want my help, shut the fuck up and let me help you, you ingrates!
I think you'll enjoy this: Things I Hate About My Flatmate
I think you'll enjoy this: Things I Hate About My Flatmate
Yeah yeah, so I didn't listen to every Slayer album on the 6th. I still got through nine albums, so ner.
Tsunami meeting on Wednesday was awesome - I pretty much got a standing ovation when I arrived thanks to the Scott Stapp review, and one of the newer staffers complimented my writing. She was cute, too... so yes, meeting rocked, and I got myself...
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Tsunami meeting on Wednesday was awesome - I pretty much got a standing ovation when I arrived thanks to the Scott Stapp review, and one of the newer staffers complimented my writing. She was cute, too... so yes, meeting rocked, and I got myself...
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juku:
I could be completely wrong here but have you travelled down to Sydney recently to play any gigs?
Like as recent as the long weekend that just passed?
Like as recent as the long weekend that just passed?
juku:
I work in a live music/bands venue and we had a band this weekend with all aussie guys except for one guitarist that was an american kid with the same hair and skin tone as you.
Oooh creepy...
Maybe you have an evil twin?
Oooh creepy...
Maybe you have an evil twin?