FINE!! Here's my update 
This is me updating. I'm ranting about evil customers at work, but then have a nice little story about a really awesome 50% tip that made everything worthwhile.
This is me talking about my pets. They did something cute, or got bigger. Probably some of each.
This is me talking about the awesome fucking coffee I have, and currently need a refill of.
And, now I'm going to end my update.
So, really.
My manager is an asshole. Well, one of them. He doesn't like me, so he nit-picks. He wants me to go out and buy new work pants and a new shirt. I said no. Flat out told him no, I can't afford it. He should've asked me when I was making money, but, it's slow season. New pants is NOT a priority right now, especially considering none of the other managers have a problem with my uniform...
So, right after he bitched at me, I got my first table. They were awesome. Very cool, really laid back, wound up leaving me a thirty dollar tip on 60. So, I took the check to him, and said "Hey, I might have a stain on my shirt, but I still make 50% tips." He said good, now you can go buy new clothes, I said no, now I can ALMOST afford to pay my bills this month. Ass.
Anyways.
My roommates got a kitten. So, now we have
another pet in the house. He's so cute
His name is Tom (like F-14 Tomcats) He's all grey tabby. He's so small, my snake could eat him, lol. Well, not like I would let him, but, you get the picture.
That's about it, actually. Going to the doctor, gotta get back on birth control like CRAZY. I hate cramps and condoms.
So, yeah. I'm gonna go play with the kitten.
Also... okcupid.com rocks
This is me :
The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)
Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.
For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.
Your exact opposite:
The Nymph
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.
Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.
DREAD: The False Messiah
CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door
This is me updating. I'm ranting about evil customers at work, but then have a nice little story about a really awesome 50% tip that made everything worthwhile.
This is me talking about my pets. They did something cute, or got bigger. Probably some of each.
This is me talking about the awesome fucking coffee I have, and currently need a refill of.
And, now I'm going to end my update.
So, really.
My manager is an asshole. Well, one of them. He doesn't like me, so he nit-picks. He wants me to go out and buy new work pants and a new shirt. I said no. Flat out told him no, I can't afford it. He should've asked me when I was making money, but, it's slow season. New pants is NOT a priority right now, especially considering none of the other managers have a problem with my uniform...
So, right after he bitched at me, I got my first table. They were awesome. Very cool, really laid back, wound up leaving me a thirty dollar tip on 60. So, I took the check to him, and said "Hey, I might have a stain on my shirt, but I still make 50% tips." He said good, now you can go buy new clothes, I said no, now I can ALMOST afford to pay my bills this month. Ass.
Anyways.
My roommates got a kitten. So, now we have
another pet in the house. He's so cute
His name is Tom (like F-14 Tomcats) He's all grey tabby. He's so small, my snake could eat him, lol. Well, not like I would let him, but, you get the picture.
That's about it, actually. Going to the doctor, gotta get back on birth control like CRAZY. I hate cramps and condoms.
So, yeah. I'm gonna go play with the kitten.
Also... okcupid.com rocks
This is me :
The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)
Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.
For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.
Your exact opposite:
The Nymph
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.
Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.
DREAD: The False Messiah
CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door
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Well it goes both ways sweetie.