narcissus

pop tarts

The perfect vending machine find for a person who is too hungover to leave the building, yet sober enough to keep on working.

This is boring. It's sunny out, I know people are having fun. I take off Wed & Thurs b/c those are my b/f's days off, and work the weekends. I can't complain, tho, I used to not take any days off.

Dane Cook is a very funny man. I recommend listening to the skit he has about Speak n Spell.

Any recommendations for how to cook a turkey?