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Apple the company, and to a lesser degree Apple the fruit. The last device I had for listening to music was a Sony Walkman CASSETTE PLAYER. Times have been rough! lol
Then I discovered a functional Sony CD player with a broken lid in my attic. I went from 80's to 90's in a day.
This is why I keep most of my broken things. And, unlike a hoarder I actually fix them later.
iPod is neat. A Sony CD player would never play games with you, or run sick ass apps. Because I've been living in a second world country for over a year I "went big" and got a touch. I almost bought an iPhone 4 from the woman at the pawn shop but stopped myself. $330 would've have been a steal
Now I'm making jokes about chicken nugget apps in the grocery store with Matt (who has an iPhone) and worrying about becoming a douchebag while I play Plants Vs. Zombies at dinner with my bf.
R.I.P. Sony Walkman - "Your heart is true. You were a pal and a confidant"
The Matt & Melissa Show
Our podcast is on high-atus while Matt's computer is dealing with some personal problems so we might have to take our show on the road, to the bar. If its the last Thursday of the month here, you can do 3 nights in a row of open mic stand-up. Our cool ass neighbour missing a tooth is always losing his mind with laughter at our witty (or witless) banter back and forth.
If you'd like to laugh (at us and other people) and learn you should check out the Matt & Melissa podcast, it runs off a player embedded on our page. No messy downloads! We'll have to come back from our break because we never even used half of all the illicit drugs in the world eh!
The best radio out there is Howard Stern in some people's opinion. I love me some Robin and he's pretty funny so thats fine. But theres a whole host of other shows who give him a run for his money. Except they don't make near as much money as Howard so you've prolly never heard of them...
Ron Bennington and Fez Whatley are an odd couple who live in a house of hilarity.
Like other great Sirius fm shows, they got a start with O&A. Opie and Anthony get kickass guests, good production and Ant is nuts for guns. Its like good cop - bad cop, or bad cop - bad cop, or no cop - burglar. Burglar who's stealing your air because you are laughing so hard.
Any show with comedians like Patrice O'neal (above clip), Bill Burr, Jim Norton (and all these other names it doesn't matter if I list) will have you laughing your ass off. Or at least cracking a smile.
We just heard Kevan Nealon the other day and for some reason Kevin Smith was there via phone?! I think he hijacked the interview but I like it when he makes fun of himself.
"I could probably could get a job at any convience store in America."
-Kevin Smith
I ate a McGangBang! Except I only ordered a single cheeseburger not a double so I guess it was a BabyBang?
The best part of the McGangBang was the look on my vegetarian friends face after I told her I ate 3 kinds of animals at once!
I don't really like McDonald's but I get excited about trying new things! And since I fear I'm losing my zest for life (joie de vivre if you will) I try to get excited as often as I can. I really really don't like KFC, especially since it killed my dad, so I forced Matt to eat a Double Down.
Have you had a Double Down yet? Matt and everyone I interviewed reported the same thing: Salty, greasy, needs a bun. Matt said he had to shit almost immediately and he never loosens his bowels unless he's at home.... So now we're just waiting for the Double Down to mate with the McD's menu and maybe have some Taco Bell in there...
The rock I live under in my second world country didn't used to get wifi, so I had no idea about secret menu items like "Surf n Turf" = Big Mac plus Fish-o-Filet or "Chicken n' Waffles" = a McGriddle with chicken in the middle.
Here's a list of 24 Secret Menu Items Revealed!
Because we live in Ontario, Canada we cannot partake in half of these eh. Boo! I want to go to In-and-Out Burger!
My food of choice is sushi! Maybe its cause I love me some avocado? or wasabi & soy sauce? or was really into minitaures as a child? or I'm trying to embrace fish? Whatever the reason since I tried those first pieces now I loves it and I eat it whenever I get the chance! Usually my birthday but thats in March. Boo! Who wants to wait till then? Not me! So I've come up with....
SUSHI FOR SKANKS!
Thats right, every time a drunkass, stupid whore ('cause I've yet to meet a smart one) celebrates getting one year skankier during the month of November I am eating sushi. This includes some real pieces of work so I'll probably have to visit some all-you-can-eat places while these sluts are being all-you-can-eat places!
Congratulations to my boyfriend's sister for winning the title of Largest, Easiest, Sluttiest, Dirtiest Whore in Southern Ontario 2 years running! She's quaddrople-double penetrating her way to a "...in Canada" crown!
I will never understand exactly why we have "Thanksgiving" in October and y'all have it in November eh. Even after I read up on it (there's an app for that) I still think it'd make more sense to celebrate being thankful for what you have in the same month you celebrate the people who made it possible for you to have (ie.- Veterans, not parents, banks or huge corporations). I was born in South America, in a country I'm fairly sure has no "Thanksgiving". Its good to be grateful even if its for taking everything from someone.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING AMERICA!!! I AM THANKFUL FOR YOU EH
P.s.- I think Tofurkey is the most DISGUSTING thing ever, and so does Uncle Mike who happens to be a vegetarian and a redneck food afficianado.
Apple the company, and to a lesser degree Apple the fruit. The last device I had for listening to music was a Sony Walkman CASSETTE PLAYER. Times have been rough! lol
Then I discovered a functional Sony CD player with a broken lid in my attic. I went from 80's to 90's in a day.
This is why I keep most of my broken things. And, unlike a hoarder I actually fix them later.
iPod is neat. A Sony CD player would never play games with you, or run sick ass apps. Because I've been living in a second world country for over a year I "went big" and got a touch. I almost bought an iPhone 4 from the woman at the pawn shop but stopped myself. $330 would've have been a steal
Now I'm making jokes about chicken nugget apps in the grocery store with Matt (who has an iPhone) and worrying about becoming a douchebag while I play Plants Vs. Zombies at dinner with my bf.
R.I.P. Sony Walkman - "Your heart is true. You were a pal and a confidant"
The Matt & Melissa Show
Our podcast is on high-atus while Matt's computer is dealing with some personal problems so we might have to take our show on the road, to the bar. If its the last Thursday of the month here, you can do 3 nights in a row of open mic stand-up. Our cool ass neighbour missing a tooth is always losing his mind with laughter at our witty (or witless) banter back and forth.
If you'd like to laugh (at us and other people) and learn you should check out the Matt & Melissa podcast, it runs off a player embedded on our page. No messy downloads! We'll have to come back from our break because we never even used half of all the illicit drugs in the world eh!
The best radio out there is Howard Stern in some people's opinion. I love me some Robin and he's pretty funny so thats fine. But theres a whole host of other shows who give him a run for his money. Except they don't make near as much money as Howard so you've prolly never heard of them...
Ron Bennington and Fez Whatley are an odd couple who live in a house of hilarity.
Like other great Sirius fm shows, they got a start with O&A. Opie and Anthony get kickass guests, good production and Ant is nuts for guns. Its like good cop - bad cop, or bad cop - bad cop, or no cop - burglar. Burglar who's stealing your air because you are laughing so hard.
Any show with comedians like Patrice O'neal (above clip), Bill Burr, Jim Norton (and all these other names it doesn't matter if I list) will have you laughing your ass off. Or at least cracking a smile.
We just heard Kevan Nealon the other day and for some reason Kevin Smith was there via phone?! I think he hijacked the interview but I like it when he makes fun of himself.
"I could probably could get a job at any convience store in America."
-Kevin Smith
I ate a McGangBang! Except I only ordered a single cheeseburger not a double so I guess it was a BabyBang?
The best part of the McGangBang was the look on my vegetarian friends face after I told her I ate 3 kinds of animals at once!
I don't really like McDonald's but I get excited about trying new things! And since I fear I'm losing my zest for life (joie de vivre if you will) I try to get excited as often as I can. I really really don't like KFC, especially since it killed my dad, so I forced Matt to eat a Double Down.
Have you had a Double Down yet? Matt and everyone I interviewed reported the same thing: Salty, greasy, needs a bun. Matt said he had to shit almost immediately and he never loosens his bowels unless he's at home.... So now we're just waiting for the Double Down to mate with the McD's menu and maybe have some Taco Bell in there...
The rock I live under in my second world country didn't used to get wifi, so I had no idea about secret menu items like "Surf n Turf" = Big Mac plus Fish-o-Filet or "Chicken n' Waffles" = a McGriddle with chicken in the middle.
Here's a list of 24 Secret Menu Items Revealed!
Because we live in Ontario, Canada we cannot partake in half of these eh. Boo! I want to go to In-and-Out Burger!
My food of choice is sushi! Maybe its cause I love me some avocado? or wasabi & soy sauce? or was really into minitaures as a child? or I'm trying to embrace fish? Whatever the reason since I tried those first pieces now I loves it and I eat it whenever I get the chance! Usually my birthday but thats in March. Boo! Who wants to wait till then? Not me! So I've come up with....
SUSHI FOR SKANKS!
Thats right, every time a drunkass, stupid whore ('cause I've yet to meet a smart one) celebrates getting one year skankier during the month of November I am eating sushi. This includes some real pieces of work so I'll probably have to visit some all-you-can-eat places while these sluts are being all-you-can-eat places!
Congratulations to my boyfriend's sister for winning the title of Largest, Easiest, Sluttiest, Dirtiest Whore in Southern Ontario 2 years running! She's quaddrople-double penetrating her way to a "...in Canada" crown!
I will never understand exactly why we have "Thanksgiving" in October and y'all have it in November eh. Even after I read up on it (there's an app for that) I still think it'd make more sense to celebrate being thankful for what you have in the same month you celebrate the people who made it possible for you to have (ie.- Veterans, not parents, banks or huge corporations). I was born in South America, in a country I'm fairly sure has no "Thanksgiving". Its good to be grateful even if its for taking everything from someone.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING AMERICA!!! I AM THANKFUL FOR YOU EH
P.s.- I think Tofurkey is the most DISGUSTING thing ever, and so does Uncle Mike who happens to be a vegetarian and a redneck food afficianado.
that1guy1204:
im gonna go try the mcdonalds thing, and yes tofurkey is disgusting 
giggles:
that mcdonalds thing sounds awesome, but we can't order it, we have to put it together ourselves