I met a fun chick tonight that likes to destroy things. She told a homeless man that he could have a cigarette if he promised to get off his lazy ass and get a job. Then she put out her cigarette on someone's SUV and kicked its front light in. Now she has my cell phone and I have a date tomorrow.
I'm totally fucked....
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I'm totally fucked....
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Dear Portland, God, or the filthy rich,
I could really use a swank house with a pool or hot tub. A fresh lawn of spongee Kentucky bluegrass and a Slip N' Slide or Wet Banana will also suffice, but only if I am being served chilled vodka soaked watermelon by the SeaMonkeys*.
Is a personal sushi chef too much to ask for? I didn't think...
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I could really use a swank house with a pool or hot tub. A fresh lawn of spongee Kentucky bluegrass and a Slip N' Slide or Wet Banana will also suffice, but only if I am being served chilled vodka soaked watermelon by the SeaMonkeys*.
Is a personal sushi chef too much to ask for? I didn't think...
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hansel:
People are swell. Really, really swell. They're greatest parts come out when they feel confused, entitled or anonymous.
I knew it was time to get out of customer service when "I don't know" became my most intelligent and acceptable response to a question.
I knew it was time to get out of customer service when "I don't know" became my most intelligent and acceptable response to a question.
black_tar_heroin:
I CAN GIVE YOU A FAKE MC WITH A GANGSTER LEAN
I've started to write this several times and I keep erasing I keep erasing because I am still grieving and searching through my memories and emotions to even come to something that I can possibly write that would bring closure but I can't sorry for the run ons but this all has to come out at once
a good friend a father figure died several...
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a good friend a father figure died several...
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les:
aww, man, i'm sorry. no words i can say will help, but i'm thinking of you. *hug*
atomicant:
wow.
random journal surfing leads to this.
there is nothing to be said about your situation.
the only thing i will say is remember the good times, and as long as you do that, the best parts of the dead live on forever.
take that for what you will.
ant
random journal surfing leads to this.
there is nothing to be said about your situation.
the only thing i will say is remember the good times, and as long as you do that, the best parts of the dead live on forever.
take that for what you will.
ant
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ayin:
I'm not sure...my sister is scared to death of spiders, but loves toads, snakes and bats 
hansel:
..can't.. take.. the spiders.. anymore!
::gasp::
ACK!
::gasp::
ACK!
A very pleasant homeless gentleman told me that he loves my yard, that every time he passes it it brings him peace. It really is quite impressive right now. Bursting forth all manner of botanical delights. Thanks to my roomate with the green thumb. I can identify possibly one percent of the varieties growing. I should work on that. Of course it is more fun...
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black_tar_heroin:
bzzzrt
bzzzrt
hansel:
This is a part of my subliminal message program:
Goin to San Fran for the weekend to see old friends and living legends.
I leave you with this beast from Mr. Bey.
In the Old Days tourism didnt exist. Gypsies, Tinkers and other true nomads even now roam about their worlds at will, but no one would therefore think of calling them tourists.
Tourism is an invention of the 19th century-a period of history...
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I leave you with this beast from Mr. Bey.
In the Old Days tourism didnt exist. Gypsies, Tinkers and other true nomads even now roam about their worlds at will, but no one would therefore think of calling them tourists.
Tourism is an invention of the 19th century-a period of history...
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wendy1:
breathe in that fabulous SF air! One of the best places to be, you lucky thing you.
hansel:
I read a couple more paragraphs.. yup, brain still hurts.
What kind of music do you like? If my memory holds, I'm going to fill up a DVD with mp3's. Hopefully you like some of them.
What kind of music do you like? If my memory holds, I'm going to fill up a DVD with mp3's. Hopefully you like some of them.
R.I.P. the weezy.
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whiskeyfightpit:
Sometimes I think TUPAC was living in a kind of Vonnegut's MOTHER NIGHT situation. Most of the time I can't sleep with the lights off, too.
Does it pay to be a decent person these days?
Does it pay to be a decent person these days?
bankerboy:
Homo erectus or ? New photo kinda looks like "Lucy" from the Leakey expedition...
Word, to the universal mutha!
bb
Word, to the universal mutha!
bb
We're excited to go to Bolivia and learn about God!
- Teenage Pep Squad Missionaries
These girls were cranking out so much voltage they could defibrillate and lobotomize anyone within earshot. I temporarily short-circuited due to their tag team style.
BLAHBLAHBLAH!!!! (we just broke the law)
JIBBAJABBAJEEBBA!!! (hahaha we are law breakers)
FLIMFLAMFAHLOOZA!! (We are acting so drunk)
BEEZLEBAZZLEBOOZLE!!! (we don't drink we just smoke...
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- Teenage Pep Squad Missionaries
These girls were cranking out so much voltage they could defibrillate and lobotomize anyone within earshot. I temporarily short-circuited due to their tag team style.
BLAHBLAHBLAH!!!! (we just broke the law)
JIBBAJABBAJEEBBA!!! (hahaha we are law breakers)
FLIMFLAMFAHLOOZA!! (We are acting so drunk)
BEEZLEBAZZLEBOOZLE!!! (we don't drink we just smoke...
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bankerboy:
Are you by any chance talking about the Olsen twins?
Hope you have a great week.
bb
Hope you have a great week.
bb
jnthn:
yeah, if I were smart I'd just leave the mics plugged in and get a water-filled bird to bob and press record.
if were only so simple, surely I'd never do it again.
there's a spot I remember in Jamaica where the tidal warm waters mingled with some other current and there was a weird mish-mash of hot/cold. I'd say my job has a lot to do w/having the internal divining rod to find where it feels just right.
if were only so simple, surely I'd never do it again.
there's a spot I remember in Jamaica where the tidal warm waters mingled with some other current and there was a weird mish-mash of hot/cold. I'd say my job has a lot to do w/having the internal divining rod to find where it feels just right.
well, well, well.
i can't seem to get your smoky voice out of my head this morning. cast iron. comfort like gray. cracks when raised and makes me want to pinch the freckled cheek of your belly. pull a plump kiss off that bottom lip. see into your eyes from nose length.
cheers.
i can't seem to get your smoky voice out of my head this morning. cast iron. comfort like gray. cracks when raised and makes me want to pinch the freckled cheek of your belly. pull a plump kiss off that bottom lip. see into your eyes from nose length.
cheers.
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whiskeyfightpit:
Yeah, the saved will trip on the fact that tapioca can dangle Tuesday till the fillies get the flap. Between you and I, the shit don't settle till the T-Bone gets a salten enema outside a Pakistani asprin factory. For fucks sake, of course.
scopitone6248:
I'm diggin' the hell out of your new...personae. Keep it up.
Right up.
Right up.
I logged on tonight and clicked on that ghastly sg survivor thread. My handle never had anything to do with that show, but the connection scarred me. For life.
I have found some guys to play with again. I'm back in the saddle. When I moved out here I met a few guys but nothing ever clicked, so I cocooned myself. What amazes me the...
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I have found some guys to play with again. I'm back in the saddle. When I moved out here I met a few guys but nothing ever clicked, so I cocooned myself. What amazes me the...
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relapsed_eric:
validate me.
bankerboy:
We all have egos, the trick is to reign it in when the time calls for it. I hope I will discover the trick soon.
bb
bb
Antonio Carlos Jobim-the man kicks ass!
Your date sounds fiesty, that is good!
bb