May none of us ever have to indulge in proxy. I think that may be by new toast. Right now i'm watching/listening to "The Big Sleep" with Bogart and Bacall. Bacall has great lips and an even greater delivery that makes you want to bite them.
Pops actually came through on Xmas. I was quite shocked which is... Read More
I have dealt with some stressed fucking people the last few days. And today I finally became one of them. Hurry up people, if you don't buy enough shit for your family jesus won't let you on the bus to heaven. EXACT CHANGE THIS BUS IS LEAVING NOW AND YOU HAVEN'T BOUGHT ENOUGH LOOOOOOOOVE. BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYFUCKAS.
A lady began sobbing i could smell the white wine... Read More
I am reeking of gasoline. Love Liza folks, I am almost there.
*NOTE* walking back to the bar you were at and giving a woefull story of fumes and failure earnes you pity drinks. That's right folks, FREE whiskey.
It was worht it though, I was able to witness desidia arm wrestle a chick and lose badly. It's alright, $8.25 nachos ease emasculation. I know,... Read More
I love apololulations!!!! But fortunately they are no longer needed! I will be snapping photos again ever so soonly!!!!
in the interim I have been watching blade runner over and over and over and painting depressing scenes.
Whats the deal with all the kids?! Its like a spawning frenzy. I am quite happy to wait another few seasons afore passing on the wonder that would be my genetic code. I will just have to stay away from all the little cherubs lest they corrupt me and my ticking time clock thingy... its the opiates they release from their little fuzzy heads.... Its all a ploy to get people to breed- I like to sniff their noggins just to get high though! A fine line to tread!
I am eating my heart out. Last night I grilled it with pepper bacon and made delicious apple curry crepes. Cream sauce as fair as the beauty that whipped it. A bottle of wine. Split a cookie for dessert. She drives. I trust her and save that smile. Asphalt slick with green goes and impatient reds can't find a spot to park we circle again.... Read More
May the lesser turkey be spat upon, thrown on the kitchen linoleum, and feasted upon by domestic beasts.
May it then be tossed into the street and stomped upon and left for stray cats, wild dogs, and rabid raccoons to fight over its greasy carcass. May they scuttle the remains back to their respective dens and have a most happy thanksgiving.
Did you hear about the beavers who found the stash of a bank robber and made the $75k part of their dam? None of the bills were ripped, just neatly woven into the dam. I fucking think it is cool...those crafty beavers!! Story here!!
Never one to pass up free tickets to a show, I caught Jon Spencer and the Blues Explosion last night. Fun show, but it would have been so much better had that crowd plunged headfirst into the whiskey river. The most dangerous person at the show was the dancing sasquatch. Well, him and the person that had their own personal shit explosion in the men's... Read More
I declare, I see the LIGHT... bbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...pft.
I scored some utensils and some pottery at a few estate sales last saturday. I found a streched coke bottle that has a certain mod appeal. The lady asked me what I was going to do with it with a suspicious squint in her eyes.