naja_haje

What does one do when your city is covered in a layer of ice? Rent ALL THREE Smokey and the Bandit movies of course. My cinematic club sandwich will be eaten as follows:

Smokey And The Bandit
Koyaanisqatsi
Smokey And The Bandit II
Casablanca
Smokey And The Bandit III

Serve with a bottle of cheap wine, a bottle of mystery brew, and the last of my Scotch, and viola! crapnific.

I can hear the ice hitting my windows right now. I love weather like this. Especially since this means I won't be going into work tomorrow. As long as the power doesn't go out like last year I'll be fine.

UPDATE--> Jackie Gleason just kicked a kid in the nuts.

*DRINK*

I got the mystery brew at this years white elephant. It also came with a Mork From Ork poster which leads me to believe that the brew by itself would have been a crappy gift.

UPDATE--> Sheriff Buford T. Justice just said YOU SUM A BITCHES COULDN'T CLOSE AN UMBRELLA. *DRINK*

So my dear readers, what's in the bottle? wine? porter? an ale? cider? do you even give a shit? it better not be some weak ass fruit beer.

This one's for black_tar_heroin.