May the lesser turkey be spat upon, thrown on the kitchen linoleum, and feasted upon by domestic beasts.
May it then be tossed into the street and stomped upon and left for stray cats, wild dogs, and rabid raccoons to fight over its greasy carcass. May they scuttle the remains back to their respective dens and have a most happy thanksgiving.
Amen.
May it then be tossed into the street and stomped upon and left for stray cats, wild dogs, and rabid raccoons to fight over its greasy carcass. May they scuttle the remains back to their respective dens and have a most happy thanksgiving.
Amen.
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Hope you had a good Thanksgiving.
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