Recap of this weekend. Shoehorn the tap dancing saxophone player. I have not laughed so hard in a long time.
I really need an illustration of a Goth-tap-diva. I think this will be my next Halloween character. I'll be tapping away and then break a tap at which point I will fly into a violent rage screaming "IT'S OVER" and "YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!!!"
Then I went bowling with a
Spaz a Canadian and Coolio.
After I decimated them with my pin flattening maneuver they so aptly named 'Hiroshima', I took them out for a late night snack at a fine French restaurant. I had to bribe the doorman since he was not buying my companions' barefoot and overalls look. All hell broke loose when spaz couldn't get the chef to make PB&J with mayo and the crusts cut off. Luckily Coolio led us to a place that served the best milkshakes in Portland and all was well.
Oh, and tonight some cool shit happened too. THE END.
I really need an illustration of a Goth-tap-diva. I think this will be my next Halloween character. I'll be tapping away and then break a tap at which point I will fly into a violent rage screaming "IT'S OVER" and "YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!!!"
Then I went bowling with a
Spaz a Canadian and Coolio.
After I decimated them with my pin flattening maneuver they so aptly named 'Hiroshima', I took them out for a late night snack at a fine French restaurant. I had to bribe the doorman since he was not buying my companions' barefoot and overalls look. All hell broke loose when spaz couldn't get the chef to make PB&J with mayo and the crusts cut off. Luckily Coolio led us to a place that served the best milkshakes in Portland and all was well.
Oh, and tonight some cool shit happened too. THE END.
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les:
ya lucky bastard! i WILL own a tele someday.
gwendolyn:
You said, "let someone illustrate this Doberman upon which our kitten missile is loaded and of the pants against which it is aimed." And Gwendolyn did. And then she posted in upon the board in which it was first mentioned. And it was good.