nadya

New Years Resolutions.
1. Take better care of teeth (mainly getting over my fear of floss.)
2. Reconcile my on going grudge against socks.
3. Love a certain someone less.
4. Love another certain someone more.
5. Become decisive about things like what I want for lunch and what color I want to paint my condo.
6. Start my own religion in worship of pink jelly beans.
7. Use my tits to my advantage more.
8. Learn to drive stick.
9. Cut back on the usage of the words: vaginaface, fuckshit, assmonkey and the phrase "it lacks structural integrity"
10. Bake more pies.

Birthday Wishes.
1. Pauly Shore to jump out of a cake wearing nothing but a scarf.
2. Something that is magic (i.e. a wand, a hat. or a tutu)
3. Ice cream maker.
4. Crushed Ice Machine.
5. a tattoo of a potato
6. Pens and lighters, preferable ones that sparkle.
7. Offensive and/or amusing and/or radical wall-art to decorate my place with.
8. Anything from the swapmeet.
9. A mustache.
10. Thug porn.

That is all.