Wow this is my first SG blog(nervous)...So I'm a huge gamer. Now I don't play all of the big hit releases that everybody rushes out to buy on the release date, but I friggin love the games I play. God of War is one of those games. PSN finally released a demo of GOW Ascension where Kratos is playable. SO I downloaded said demo and played the crap out of it. Now I have to talk about it.
God Of War Ascension Demo review:
HOLY MOTHER OF EXTREME SHIT!!! THIS GAME IS THE MOTHA FUCKIN TITS!!!! He fuckin destroys shit with elaborate ass combos and shit. He hooks motha fuckas on his chain and beats motha fuckas with the mutha fucka on the mutha fuckin chain! HOLY NAPPY AFRO!!! Did he just make that big ass monster slice his own throat? FUCK YEAH HE DID!!! This shit is so extreme I need to drink a fuckin Mountain Dew! This shit is like crack for video game fingers. If you want some high octane, mutha fucka slicin, blood bathin, Sparta style boot to the chest kickin, intestine tearin, fuck goin to sleep because I gotta keep playin, mutha fuckin Kratos action then start downloadin some shit!!! This concludes my review.
God Of War Ascension Demo review:
HOLY MOTHER OF EXTREME SHIT!!! THIS GAME IS THE MOTHA FUCKIN TITS!!!! He fuckin destroys shit with elaborate ass combos and shit. He hooks motha fuckas on his chain and beats motha fuckas with the mutha fucka on the mutha fuckin chain! HOLY NAPPY AFRO!!! Did he just make that big ass monster slice his own throat? FUCK YEAH HE DID!!! This shit is so extreme I need to drink a fuckin Mountain Dew! This shit is like crack for video game fingers. If you want some high octane, mutha fucka slicin, blood bathin, Sparta style boot to the chest kickin, intestine tearin, fuck goin to sleep because I gotta keep playin, mutha fuckin Kratos action then start downloadin some shit!!! This concludes my review.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
devon:
good review
mynameisj:
Thank you, love.