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Recipe - Pissed Off Bastard Pie:

Finely crush one adult male soul. Mix crumbs with flour and egg, and shape into a crust in your tin.

In a separate bowl, mix together two tablespoons sugar, one cup wealth, one teaspoon notoriety, and three tablespoons beauty. Blend well, then allow the mixture to stew for several years.

Slowly mix in one teaspoon talent per year.

Vigorously...
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Headed out to a club in Hollywood last night. I -really- needed to get out and have a good time, and I was NOT disappointed. I'm thinking I should head out to Perversion more often.

I went to a party in hollywood last night. Wayyyyyyyy too many people were there, but I tried to have a good time. This hotel hired a girl to be their PR person, and she decided she'd invite Cannibal Flower to have a show in the massive lobby. She also decided that this event would double as a birthday party. Problem was, her guest list...
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I found what may be my new favorite bar last night while hopping around from location to location. It's in the most unlikely place, and not within walking distance from my apartment. I guess I've been spoiled by being able to walk to the bar where a ton of people I know hang out.

Last night I heard from someone who I used to work with. There's an opening for a department which I'd interviewed with before I left the company. I applied again, except this time I'm sure I'll get the job. Problem was going to be that I'd be serving on a jury during the tests and interview.

Today I showed up to court, explained the situation,...
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fuck! I got picked for a jury, and the trial's gonna be long.

grrrrr... gotta report for jury duty tomorrow... bright and fucking early. I hate having to be places before 10am.

... went to Wicked Talent's fifth anniversary party yesterday. They're a goth modeling agency. I drank a lot... headed to another party. I think the second party was another agency, but I'm not sure... I just kinda got swept up into a car and spat out at another party.

I wound up wandering on foot to a third party, then back to the second party....
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While I'd like to think that the severance package I got from my former employer is going to see me through the next several months, sometimes I have my doubts. I mean... I'm helpin' out my friend by givin' him my couch and access to my fridge, but am I really going to be able to feed us both?

Well... maybe he'll find work soon......
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I had to call the cops on a couple of junkies this afternoon. I'm running a friend's business while she's out of town, and these two guys sat down outside the front door. They closed the security gate, and were sitting in the 4' of space between the front door and the security gate, and they started shooting up.

Working in the fashion district, right...
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