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Contrary to popular belief, there are NOT 30 flavors of Jelly Bellys. No, there are only 3: soap, candles and things you find in your carpet. Believe me, I've given this a great deal of thought.
I had to go to Target today. It was not a journey I was looking forward to. It turned out to be somewhat tolerable, but I don't want to go back for at least 3 more months. Today was also grocery day. I always look forward to that, because there is never a shortage of hot Mexican gals doing their shopping!
This is probably going to be the last 2 day weekend I'll have until after Christmas. If you're looking for that perfect gift for me, y'all should chip in and buy a coffin. That'll come in handy very soon!
Thanks for everyone's concern over the situation w/my mom. Please don't think I'm insensitive. This has been going on for a long time now. Besides, our family's foundation is based on:
1) Not showing any emotions
2) Not telling other family members how
you feel about them
3) Not wanting anyone to go to any
trouble over you
Yep, sounds like a bunch of Catholics to me!
I bought underwear for no reason today. That means that I'm troubled. Have a kickass week. Y'all RAWK!!!