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I was texting with Jesus yesterday. Don't quote me on this, but I think I got him to end winter in Austin a few weeks early. Of course, I didn't THINK to ask him for a job or anything! I'm such a dumbass. Had to take the cat to the vet yesterday, which is always a major hullaballoo. It was actually pretty funny, cuz she took swings at the doctor like she was in a bar fight. She's holding a grudge now, walking around all pissed off.
I overstuffed myself with Indian food. The waitress had a wall eye that deserved a blue ribbon. The expression "one eye rollin' crazy in her head" comes to mind. Didn't detract from the kick ass food. We were the only folks in the joint, with the exception of two "dewds". One looked like Sideshow Bob. Every other word that came out of their mouths was FUCK, and all they talked about was Tool. TOOL indeed! Yep, good times. I had no idea that cement was a major component of Indian cuisine. Needless to say, I was hangin' pretty low to the ground.
Got this cool old microphone that I bought on eBay. It sounds TERRIBLE, which is just what I wanted! Nothin' like a bad mic to garble the squawlings of the vocally inept.
Well, I'd love to sit here and giggle the day away with y'all, but I need to go find orchids. Yep, it's Valloween tomorrow. We're going out tonight, as it will be impossible to get into any restaurants tomorrow. We're going to a Japanese place up North. I hate going downtown these days.
Have a great weekend and all that. I hope everything you put in your mouth is oh so tay-stay!